OHDEARGOD, I think I just had one of the best weeks on holiday ever and im ever so sad to be home mainly beause the fucking results are in two days and there is nothing else less to think about now I sit here.
However I managed to keep myself very occupied over the week to keep myself from remembering that dreaded fact.
enter if you please. warning its long.keep going down. photos and more entry can be found.thankyou.
Well 9th of August brought me to Majorca where we boarded our B E A Utiful cruise ship and really when you went inside it was just like a moving hotel and it was all so posh and lavely jabley. The water was beautiful though at night I was convinced I was going to die because it did get a bit rocky so I thougt we’d relive titanic however the view oh the view that was one to remember.
Throughout the week, I managed to increase my waist line as I said I would because the food was fuking great and especially as it was 24 hours me and the sister visited the restaurants after the shows at like 1am in the morning. Oh, the shows they put on were so incredibly good, we always came back to watch the repeat performances which included Abba, Queen, street performances-tap dancing, the ‘Crash’ show (variety performances including all that jazz, and random dancing to songs), the ’Moon’ show (which included dancing and acrobatic entertainment)., man playing on his acoustic guitar all night, comedian who did impressions of trains.
And what was more we made really good friends with one of the fit performers called Johan and he was Spanish and very cool and after performances he’d come and say hello to just us, yes we felt special-he was soo bloody cool with his acrobatics and juggling and teaching of rude spansih phrases. He also taught us how to salsa and juggling which Im still very crap at. There was also a cinema but there weren’t as good films (except for sin city which is grrrr8) all though we still managed to see all of them-wooop.
We visited Rome and for my sisters birthday, mum and dad let us both loose in Cannes (France) on our own which is was good but then we got lost however an hour later we found our way back but did not inform the parents about that-har har twas magnificently fun though. Also went to
water park in Ibiza which was muchos funos.
So obviolusy, you can believe that I was extremely gutted to leave on Tuesday morgen but the airport mood for everyone leaving that day was all glum as well because everyone else had such a fantabulousexcellentobungtastictime. Im sorry im going on but all I can say I don’t want to go on any other holiday except for a cruise because they have won me over and what is sad is that I wont see any of those people again though im still keeping in contact with johan-yey!.
Heres the photos to prove the joy:
the crusie ship from afar
holiday:
the ship and my sister. i find it amusing somewhy.
teh other side of the ship
surprised sister
cut-off
cool cuttings out of fruit
the sister is interested in this
more freaky cuttings. ilove that fish
i present to you, rome... really just a car park
mum and the sister getting ready to pose.
a goodpicture from myself. the amplitheatre (or something)
dad and his good old video camera
sister, JOHAN, moi
the lord of the rings rings that they were selling. i was running and taking tat photos sneakily for jess but there was a big flash in the shop so i had to run-hence why its not clear
johan in one of his performances
the cool circle man
girl gymnast
johan and fransico juggling seven
now tats cool
i present to you the cobbled streets of cannes in france
us two from the tallest tower
the view from above
what a pose
someplacethere
niceluking hotel
i ran a mile to get into this photo
i pray
the cat man
the cat man getting closer
the staue of the virgin mary holding a beer bottle.
moi on the cannes festival red carpet
the week after however went incredibly fast however I must admit. I slept mainly for Tuesday because of the lack of sleep form the past week. Thursday was snellies bday party which was ok though I missed my crew a lot, Friday:I met up with elanora, kel, emma-(kates friends _and KATE (WHOM I HAVENT SEEN AL HOLIDAY) so that was joyous to see them all. W had a pizza express though they all freakedout when I stole the flower however the exit out of the shop was tres amusing when we all tried to fit into the revolving doors and failed miserably and having to return back to the irritated customers in the restaurant. I was yet again too tired to join jess and the 504 in the evening for a film so I SLEPT. I like to sleep.
Saturday-I was forced to go to a family party which wasn’t too bad seeing as the girl used to go to camp hill so she showed us a lot of photos and the year book where I have picked up a lot of tips ad really our leavers ass is gonna kick ass-but that’s a long and sad road away stil.
Sunday I met up with the marymarymary. The one I love. And jess joined us too. The second I love. And it was very enjoyable actually-we went to the park and chilled for the whole day and walked through the kev infested funfair and decided it wud be uncool to stay so we visited the patch of grass which ive always been wanting to visit and yes finally it was accomplished and we were the only people there so it was ultra-cool. Later jess left us and so me and the mary sat in maccy d’s and the we saw sholttz with ginger minger nicky so we stalked them-hah! And then he saw us and our game finished.
There are photos of this occasion also.
Monday-I had my crew over, however only El, Amy and the Kelly cud only make it but our plans to go to the maize maze were cancelled because of the sucky weather but no fear-we went to that fun fair yet again however there was no-one there at all so we went on nearly all the rides but decided to stop when our faces had turned to a sickly green i.e me, im not hardcore but those rides aren’t as jolly as they seem. the waltzers and dodgems were fun tastic.
We returned home to…wait for it….make a cheesy pop video which was very fanny indeedy and it incorporated the song ‘all by myself’ which was dedicated to jess, but all of us having our own individual parts and then we went to extremes and made the outtakes-hahahahaha oh twas a gud time.
We rented out ‘saw’ which freaked me out though it didn’t quite scare me as I thought it would, we finished with sliding doors for Kelly sake however dear gwenyths acting was poor. I ended up sleeping at about 5 mainly because of the random, smelly beany eruptions manufactured by amy which was extremely unexpected.
‘hi I would like mints, porn, the beckhams and a baby from your supermarket please'
(i just had to write tat out for myselg and ellie)
we didn’t take any photos which is a shockshock horror for us but we have extremely cut down with the use of equipment on our many adventuras which im sure you have noticed. nope? just moi then.
sunday:
cheese fest
moi
marry
moi very big head/hair et jesscararara...ra
mary jess
near a pond
the patch of grass we visited
marysia likes the patch of grass
foot and arse
eeek THEY’RE IN BLOODY TWO DAYS, SOMEONE SHOOT ME A HIPPO
In the words of my good friend, Johan, I am indeedy llevada del putas
i.e im indeedy fucked.
I cant believe the thing ive been waiting for five years is less than 48 hours away. That’s probably why im getting these random asthma attacks, but no fear id really rather die before opening those results and that is gods honest truth.
I don’t think ill see anyone on that day but good luck to everyone anyway,
I hope you get what you derserve…or just what you want.hah.i joke with you of course.
i need more sleep now.
Au revoir mes amigos
xxx