On the Fifth day of Christmas...
Screw, the foreplay, let's just get to the meat:
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five Gold Rings!!
Four Calling Birds;
Three French Hens;
Two Turtle Doves;
and A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Five Gold Rings: The only inanimate object on the list. Simple, elegant 18-ct. rings will run you about $65 each. Inscriptions are extra, of course. Which means, there's one for you, nindada...
Now, for the totals:
1). Five Gold Rings: $325
2). Four Calling Birds: $400
3). Three French Hens: $45
4). Two Turtle Doves: $40
5). A Partridge in a Pear Tree: $105.
The Fifth Day of Christmas: $915
The total cost of Christmas after the fifth day? Congrats, you've almost blown a month's salary after only five days: $1,945. Way to splurge.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five Gold Rings!!
Four Calling Birds;
Three French Hens;
Two Turtle Doves;
and A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Five Gold Rings: The only inanimate object on the list. Simple, elegant 18-ct. rings will run you about $65 each. Inscriptions are extra, of course. Which means, there's one for you, nindada...
Now, for the totals:
1). Five Gold Rings: $325
2). Four Calling Birds: $400
3). Three French Hens: $45
4). Two Turtle Doves: $40
5). A Partridge in a Pear Tree: $105.
The Fifth Day of Christmas: $915
The total cost of Christmas after the fifth day? Congrats, you've almost blown a month's salary after only five days: $1,945. Way to splurge.