Right now, i'm purusing the internet for pictures of the Dark New Day bassist because he looked hot on stage. turns out he's old and not hot. So i go to look at a picture of the Crossfade lead singer. Also old and ugly. I am feeling quite betrayed at the moment. I think to be in a band, they look at you from like a block away, and if you're hot, then you'll make it. screw talent. It's all about looking good from far away. Now i just have to find out who the guy from the BK chicken fries commercial is. Because he looks really hot. His name is Fowl Mouth i guess. And who doesn't support a band that was solely created to promote a fast food item. And wears chicken masks. And sings about chicken fries. Because they taste really good. And Slipknot is trying to shut down the band because they feel it's trademark infringement. Last time i checked slipknot didn't wear chicken masks but WHATEVER.
"BK wanted to use Slipknot's "loud voice" to tap into the prized demographic, Weitzman writes, claiming that some fans have already confused the fake band with the real Slipknot. He demands the fast-food purveyors pull all Coq Roq-related material from TV and the Internet."
WOW!
They're also being blamed for "sexualizing fast food". That rules.
http://www.coqroq.com/