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[prvdsrhythm]

Copy/paste. Answer.

1 ) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.

2) What was your dream growing up?
A.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.

Comments

[rckrbybaby]

1 ) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. With your momma

[prvdsrhythm]

1 ) She says she's had better.

2) As if you aren't living the dream, man.

6) Why?

7) Snap, dude!

8) Been washing my eyes ever since.

11) Want a match?

13) Who killed your puppy when you were a kid?

14) Do I ever. I keep thinking I see her at our gigs.

15) How come? You're hot for a dude.

21) What crime should we commit? Let's do something.

31) Yeah, yeah. I know.

[rckrbybaby]

1) She lies to spare your feelings.

6) I'm classy and educated.

11) Just don't cry if you lose.

13) I did.

14) Are you serious?

15) No idea. Suppose I thought I was fat.

21) Tab's got a boyfriend. Let's kill him.

[prvdsrhythm]

1) She lies because she cares. Interesting.

6) You can shove your education. I'll take musical and pretty any day.

11) Whatever, man. You'll be the one losing.

13) Psycho mother fucker.

14) Dude, I have fucking nightmares about your stalker. She was ten shades of crazy. And yeah, I'm serious. Mostly it's just chicks with the same kinda hair.

21) Hot Pocket? We've had girlfriends, man. Why would we kill her boyfriend?

[rckrbybaby]

1) What would you do if I really did have sex with your momma?

13) I blended my Christmas puppy. I was 8.

14) Threatening to kill you and Tab? Yeah, she's crazy alright.

21) He'll hurt her, she'll cocoon herself in a shell... I don't want to see it happen. Call me overprotective, whatever.

[prvdsrhythm]

1) I don't know. Punch you then just congratulate my Mom for finally getting some. I swear to God she needs to get laid more often.

13) Dude... that's just sick.

14) I'm too pretty die, and Tab's the singer so she can't die either.

21) Sure there's no jealously?

[rckrbybaby]

1) Your mom's like Meg Ryan.

21) That she's in lust and I'm not?

[prvdsrhythm]

1) Meg's a bigger bitch.

21) Nah, man. That some dude's honing in on territory you want to be yours.

[rckrbybaby]

1) Benjamin Isaac Taylor, did you just call your mom a bitch?

21) That territory has always been mine. ... So maybe.

[prvdsrhythm]

1) ... Maybe.

21) Huh. Maybe you should just go piss on Tab and be done with it.

[rckrbybaby]

1) She's a decent woman.

21) I've had unprotected sex with her. That counts.

[prvdsrhythm]

1) Yeah, except when you lie to her.

21) I did not need to know that, but thanks for the share. So you gonna warn the guy off, or what? Isn't that just going to piss Tab off?

[rckrbybaby]

1) Why would you lie to her?

21) I don't know. Maybe you should talk to her.

[prvdsrhythm]

1) Cos she didn't want me to have any tattoos and then I went and got two, and for a while she didn't know, then she found out one Christmas...

21) Tab? Jesus fuck... I've already caught her singing fucking Nights in White Satin. Or Knights in White Satin. I never was clear on that one. Personally I like it better when she fucks you. At least then she sings Nirvana.

[rckrbybaby]

1) What did you do? Moon her?

21) So talk to her.

[prvdsrhythm]

1) Nah, man. I had my shirt off while I was doing laundry and she saw the dragon on my shoulder. I still haven't told her about my drunken love heart on ass incident.

21) And then what? You really want her to be alone for the rest of her life, CW?