[VNSFW] The Mysterious Ass | RP with naughtynrse

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There shouldn't be a plausible explanation why Jules was shopping in the men's underwear section of the local Walmart. She wasn't exactly obsessively fashion conscious, but she dressed conscious enough and didn't look like a bag of shit, except when she was coming off a double shift at work. Truth was, she did have a plausible explanation; she just didn't give a flying fuck what people thought of.

She liked to wear men's underwear.

Which sounded a lot more freaky than it actually was. To be more accurate, she liked to sleep in it. It was more comfortable than those pissy little pieces of fabric Victoria's Secret expected you to sleep in. How can you sleep with a Olympic-proportioned wedgie lodged up your butt? Men's boxers never did that. So, after a terrible tragedy of snagging her American flag satin boxers on the door of her fridge that morning and ripping them clean off her backside, a trip to Walmart was inevitable.

She turned up in to the boxers aisle and the sight she was met with caused her to strive on all her self control not to fall to her knees and do wicked things that would end in an arrest for indecent acts in a public place.

That ass - there in all it's glory as the owner was bent over intent on something on the bottom shelf. Jules' lips curled in to a hungry smirk as she casually made her way over to him and bent over next to him, her wavy blonde hair tumbling down in front of her like a messy waterfall. "Would it be too forward of me to kiss your ass?" she asked lightly.