Yeah, right.

[prvdsrhythm]

Your Kissing Purity Score: 43% Pure

Comments

[notskywalker]

I'm sure there really is no doubt about it.

[prvdsrhythm]

Pucker up and I'll prove it, dude.

[notskywalker]

I keep telling you to kiss my arse, mate.

[prvdsrhythm]

I'm not that freaking attention starved. Although I'm sure it's a very lovely ass. I know mine is.

[notskywalker]

I've not had any complaints... this week. That chick last week? Let my tires down for pissing off before morning.

[prvdsrhythm]

Dude. This is why you shouldn't go home with them. What is with all the fucking psycho chicks at the moment?

[notskywalker]

Hey, I'm kind of glad I managed to come away with my dick. Makes me wonder why the fuck I'm straight.

[prvdsrhythm]

Breasts, ass, between the thighs. That's why I'm straight. Oh, and mouth. A guys mouth can be okay - in that I've looked at them and not, you know, kissed them, but when a chick does the pouty thing... and when they kiss me... fuck.

Oh, and hips. And legs. And hair...

[notskywalker]

Okay, mate, either you've had to much sex lately or not enough. Or maybe I'm just laying lumps of wood.

[prvdsrhythm]

Ah... a little from column A, a little from column B. I'm not getting laid, and you're just fucking mannequins. Find yourself someone with a bit of life, man.

[notskywalker]

The ones with life are all taken. Or lesbians. Ever had a threesome with two lesbians? I don't recommend it, boobs, hips, breasts or not.

[prvdsrhythm]

Just wait for them to dump their lifeless boyfriends. I'm sure there's chicks in the reverse of your position. And I don't do threesomes. Fuck, man. One chick is enough. What's the problem though? You get ignored?

[notskywalker]

What do I do in the meantime? Learn how to play the spoons? Invent a magnetic condom? Fuck yeah. Not to mention they aren't interested in cock, even if they promised they would be.

[prvdsrhythm]

Magnetic condom? Fuck, I don't know if that should even go near your balls, dude. Might fuck with the little Jacksons.

That just blows. You know what I don't get? Lesbians don't like cock, but they use dildos and vibrators on each other...

[notskywalker]

Well, see? Pulling it off should keep me busy. Or I should jsut stick to pulling, full stop. If you ever trip over any single chicks with nice boobs, send them my way.

Exactly! And strap ons. Seriously, that's like a straight bloke walking around with a push up bra on.

[prvdsrhythm]

I'm right there with you, dude. Fuck... I might sprain something at this rate. I'll try my best, man.

I know! Like, what the fuck?!