From CW, Tab, and Tab's bro

[prvdsrhythm]

LAYER ONE: On the Outside
Name: Benjamin Isaac Taylor FTW
Birth date: 17th August
Birthplace: New York, New York.
Current Location: Brooklyn, New York
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 6’
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo

Comments

[pullmysteth]

Your middles names are Hanson, mate? I feel half way placated by this.

[prvdsrhythm]

Dude, you just swore! What about Isaac Newton? Or that other guy... Isaac Hayes?

[pullmysteth]

Nah, mate. Isaac and Taylor in one sentence. You're Hanson without a drummer. Not that I can talk. I'm the fucking City of Love.

[prvdsrhythm]

Tayor's my last name! I can't help that. Blame my folks. Yeah, well, I guess Tab got the cooler city. Paris, dude... That's just cruel. You're a Hilton.

[pullmysteth]

I have a better arse than a Hilton. Less guests in and out of my penthouse, too, so to speak.

[prvdsrhythm]

Yeah, that's true. Not about your ass since it's not like I'm going to be checking it out. More about the penthouse if what your sister says is true.

[pullmysteth]

Tab is going to be very relieved to hear that, mate. What's she been bloody saying?

[prvdsrhythm]

That I'm not checking out your ass? Dude, I'm strictly a skirt chaser. Nothing bad, I swear! We've known each other since we were twelve. It's not like she can't not talk about her big brother. Just that you're not as penthouse frequented as she is. I think that metaphor went wrong somewhere.

[pullmysteth]

Penthouse frequented. Better than 'fuck drought'. And yeah. My impotent best friend got more action than I did for months. A bloke starts to wonder if its going to drop off.

[prvdsrhythm]

I'm right there with you, man. I'm fucking choosing not to get any because I'm dating this chick. I think we're dating. We're at least seeing each other. Anyway, yeah. No sex. I feel like a fucking monk without the karmic reimbursements.

[pullmysteth]

Why no action from the chick?

[prvdsrhythm]

Cos we're doing slow and easy? She's already seen me naked, though. Apparently she didn't get the memo about knocking on my door before midday.

[pullmysteth]

And she didn't fuck you? Man, are you sure she's into you?

[prvdsrhythm]

I think I'm finding out not all chicks are so easy. It's kinda nice, but also kinda making me blue-balled.

[pullmysteth]

She can't even give you some hand action?

[prvdsrhythm]

I'm not sure I even want to try asking. E's... well, she's special. Not quite front of the bus special, but she's just... different.