The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #13

[prussianized]

Today, I was bored so I did the comment stats for my awesome journal.

Top Commenters on prussianized's LiveJournal
(Of users in friends list)

1prussianized

Comments

[come2niichan]

Spam post?

[prussianized]

... you do know what a spam post is, right?

[come2niichan]

Yes, I think... I can figure it out from the name.

Why would you want one of those little... spam posts?

[prussianized]

'Cause I want more comments. And I'm bored.

[come2niichan]

Quantity does not equal quality, though. ...there are far more interesting ways to kill your boredom, Gilbert.

[prussianized]

And your point is? I'm not playing fucking Scrabble again, Francis.

[come2niichan]

Why would you want a spam post if all comments would be made just for the sake of having more comments? Bon, it is better than staring at the computer screen all night long while waiting to get more replies!

[prussianized]

I asked you a question first. Okay, do you have a better option then?

[come2niichan]

...that was my point. How would I know? You could read a book or watch a movie.

[prussianized]

... dumbass. A movie? Do we have anything good?

[come2niichan]

Idiot. I mostly have French and Italian movies... and a few good American movies, I suppose. I wouldn't know about you or Arthur, though.

[prussianized]

Fick dich! I have German films quite obviously, but I have an astounding collection of American movies for some goddamn reason. Your movies are mostly romance and chick flicks...

[come2niichan]

Don't mind if I do. Not just romance! I also have plenty of dramas, suspense and war movies. A few comedies too.

[prussianized]

I DO mind if you do! War movies, eh?

[come2niichan]

Too bad. Yes, of course.

[prussianized]

HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not letting you in. Which ones?