What the fuck...

[prussianized]

I don't know how the hell we got to this island-Arthur, did you change course in the middle of the night?-but... I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING WATCHED IN THE SHOWER!

And no, Francis, you don't count.

...

I mean, I know you all want a piece of my awesome self, but geez, can't a guy get a little privacy around here??

...

...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

Comments

[tummieroll]

YOU SHOULD FEEL FLATTERED~~

[prussianized]

Yeah, well. I'll feel flattered when I kick your ass!

[tummieroll]

I-I'm just showing appreciation!! Please don't kick my ass!!

[prussianized]

Show your appreciation by cleaning my boots or something!

[tummieroll]

Are you talking about the ones that look like this?

[prussianized]

Are you trying to insult me? No, not those! The ones I'm wearing!

[tummieroll]

No! Those boots are sexy! Prussia, I can't see what boots you're wearing!

[prussianized]

I'm not wearing those, that's for sure! And they're not sexy! They're tacky and tasteless!

[tummieroll]

Aww, well then, what's your opinion of a sexy boot, Prussia?

[prussianized]

[tummieroll]

Oh~ Well if they were steel-toed, they would be much better.

God, I bet those laces take forever to mess with...

[prussianized]

Truth. The ones I have are steel-toed. They're fucking brilliant.

I've got the lacing down to an art. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

[tummieroll]

Do you have a record time?

HAHAHAHAHA

[prussianized]

Forty-two seconds.

Re: HAHAHAHAHA

[tummieroll]

DAMN!

Is that one boot or both...?

[prussianized]

Both.