The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #9

[prussianized]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is awesome! It seems that the enemy has let down their guard and I have successfully invaded their territory! This mission will be easy! Though they have some strange things in this hall...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hail me! Bow down to me! I am the greatest, most awesome-

... wait, where am I? THIS ISN'T THE MASURIAN LAKELAND!

Comments

[doubleppk]

Well at least you're more adorable than the other two.

[prussianized]

Hey, I'm NOT adorable.

And who are you?! And what other two?!

[doubleppk]

Oh? And what would you call it?

Fujiko Mine. I'm a fan of knights. The other two are Mello and Lucci, they were recently youthened as well.

[prussianized]

I'm AWESOME!

... Another one with a weird name. And I dunno who those two are.

[doubleppk]

You could be both. In fact being adorable makes you more awesome.

It's Japanese. And they probably haven't said hi yet. Don't worry about it, they're obnoxious anyway.

[prussianized]

No, no. I'm AWESOME because of OTHER THINGS! Adorableness is for sissies anyway! And I'm no sissy!

Japanese? What's Japanese?

[doubleppk]

My mistake. But I know a lot of adorably strong people who'd disagree with you on that. Of course I don't have a normal view of "cute" I'm told.

It's a language used primarily on the island Japan.

[prussianized]

Tch, whatever.

Japan? Where is that?

[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. <3

East of China.

[prussianized]

... Right. Sure.

[doubleppk]

I'm a person from there if that wasn't evident by now.

[prussianized]

Uh huh, okay. I'm sure you are.

[doubleppk]

So before you were here, what were you up to?

[prussianized]

Awesome things of course!

[doubleppk]

That's certainly descriptive.

[prussianized]

Pfft, what do you care? I was doing important, awesome things in the name of God!