Apr 12, 2011 23:14
This is going to be so un-awesome. But I can’t just run away from it-running is for wimps! (Though I'm sure you're going to love it since you are reading about me!)
School is back in session! And that only means one thing
PRANKS
I'm defiantly going to tear the roof off that building. I don’t know what that place would do without me-probably just be horribly booooring. So I have to make sure I have everything possible;
Fireworks
Exploding candy
Stink bomb ingredients
........
I'll think of more later. I'm pretty sure I can come up with anything else at the last minute because I'm just that awesome. I don’t have to worry my other stuff, Luddy always packs my bag before he packs his own. He says he doesn’t want me to come crying to him about forgetting something. But come on-Why would I cry!? He obviously has been hanging around Feliciano too much But he is adorable…
…I need to stop hanging around Ludwig…Because where ever he is, so it Feli…and then I just feel unmanly.
Schools going to suck, but it is going to be a little better since I'm returning and gracing it with my awesome presence. I'm pretty sure they missed my-all of them! This summer sucked because I didn't have anyone to pick on. It isn't as satisfying to mess with Ludwig, the most I could do is make a mess and watch him clean up...but that gets boring after the first 10 times you do it-believe me, I know.
That means the Pansy piano player better look out! Cause he's on the top of my list of "Who to mess with" (and that frying pan bitch better stay away!)
Damn, Ludwig is yelling at me to get a move on. What's got his panties in a bunch? We've got 5 minutes before the train leaves, I think we're good. What kind of little brother yells at his older brother? What happened to respect??
WELL LOOK OUT EVERYONE BECAUSE AWESOMENESS IS COMING BACK!
P.S. Gilbird is coming with me whether anyone likes it or not! He'd miss me too much if I left him.
awesome,
feli,
me,
awesome.,
ludwig,
school,
gilbird