Chapter 2.1
Last time: Anathema and Darnell went to France and Marjorie got engaged at Agnes and Aziraphale's birthday party.
Oh, and I keep forgetting to mention Darnell's traits. They are couch potato, handy, natural cook, artistic, and friendly. He wants to reach the top of the journalist career.
Wow you guys, looks like you're pretty excited to be home again. Disregarding that, guess who showed up not even a sim hour later?
Burglar: Oh dear god, what are these repelling yellow waves?! I should have stayed in the culinary career...
Luckily, we have our military man, Evan, to take care of this.
Oh wait.
Evan: Lights...fading...Tell Anna...I...love her...
Sunset Valley's finest soon showed up and took the criminal away. And then it was back to the normal way of life. Sadly, it was that time. Time to the spares to leave. Except for Pepper because she was forced to leave early.
Marjorie and Reed had a quick wedding in front of the TARDIS and were then gone. Stay classy.
Zira painted one last picture for the family.
And then married Anthony on the front lawn. My Master Controller wasn't working, so Anthony looks particularly fetching. Agnes moved in with her friend Si won and his family.
Anathema:This is a hideous swim suit. Oh, and I'm pregnant.
Even though she was pregnant, Anathema continued to spend many of her waking hours on the computer.
Anathema: I'm writing a book, thank you very much. It is about the tragic story of two robots. Entitled Binary Solo, it'll soon be available at a bookstore near you!
Anathema: By the way sweetheart, I'm pregnant.
Darnell: And you're sure it's not from some alien planet? Or a nuclear rock?
Anathema: One can never be 100% sure, but I don't think so.
Darnell: Most excellent!
I seriously love Darnell. He has some of the best facial expressions.
Evan's super excited about this development.
Evan: Don't you worry baby, nothing will ever need fixing while I'm around!
Darnell: Cookies are fucking delicious.
And before long, it was that time. A time of pain and amusing faces.
Anathema: I'm glad you find this entertaining.
I do, thanks.
Darnell: Were the cookies too delicious?! Did the amazing taste induce labor?
Of course, everyone freaks out, and Anathema wonders about how she could use this in her writing.
Darnell: I can't follow my wife because a lady is talking about band-aids! MOVE.
You know, you could just go around them...
Darnell: My emotions are running too high for logic!
Fuck.
Larvae aging because I am not dealing with twin babies.
This is Leviticus Dickens. The naming theme for this generation is Boneshaker by Cherie Priest. Leviticus loves the outdoors but is also evil. He likes indie music, frogs legs and the color sea foam. Because when I think evil, I think sea foam.
This is his twin sister, Briar Dickens. She is both insane and neurotic. Some of her favorite things are kids music, ratatouille, and the color green.
Evan: I remember holding Anathema like this when she was just a wee tot. Do you remember Anna?
Anna: Yes, sweetheart. I do remember holding my own children.
Well, he doesn't look that evil yet.
Leviticus: What, I can't be happy to get fed now?
Evan: Okay, so when you go to a fancy restaurant, they are not providing you with a free hat. That is a napkin.
I swear, other people helped with skilling.
Evan: No they didn't.
....Yeah.
But there's a good reason for that!
And clearly, Darnell and Anna had to spend time discussing vegetables.
Anna: Gardening's important. Who needs grandchildren?
Hey look! It's that other skilling help I mentioned.
Anathema: Alright, I am going to go crazy if I have to stay in this house one moment longer.
Pregnant reading lady: Really? Catching butterflies? HOW DARE YOU BE SO HAPPY.
Ah! Marjorie! At the park! Pregnant!
Anathema: I've got a son already. I got him out of his crib last night, and I swear, he was cackling.
That's because he was.
Obligatory toddler in the toy box shot.
Life is not a musical Evan.
Evan: But what if it was?
Evan: Why, how peculiar. I didn't think pixie dust actually existed.
Nooooo Evan.
Goodbye, Evan. Your maxed handiness skill, cooking disasters, and childcare help will be incredibly missed. You were completely awesome.
Anathema: By the way, I'm pregnant again.
Anathema: And-and my dad won't be here to help and reassure the kids that he'll fix everything, but nothing will ever break, so don't you worry about that-
I'm just going to skip the eons of grieving, okay?
Darnell: Oh man, what if they catch me?
What, going through their garbage?
Darnell: Huh? No, taking the rubber duck. Obviously.
Toddler skilling is a team effort.
Anathema: Napkin, not hat.
Leviticus: Yeah, I got that down already, thanks.
Darnell: I can feel myself growing older!
And... You're pleased about this?
Darnell: Nope! Now I have wrinkles.
Anathema: Oh god, this does not get any less painful.
Darnell: But there was no cookies involved!
Anathema: Okay, I'm done with this.
Twins again, really?
This is Alistair Dickens. He absolutely hates the outdoors, but is a good kid. French music, falafel, and the color aqua make him happy.
This is Angeline Dickens. She's disciplined and a bit neurotic. She enjoys indie music, lobster thermidor, and the color orange.
As well as aging the babies up, it was time for some more birthdays!
Hahaha, that's terrifying.
Briar added mean-spirited to her arsenal of traits. She has an enormous nose.
Leviticus became a mooch.
Briar: Oi, what are you looking at?
So young, so full of rage.
Leviticus: Of course! I must find out a way to forge simoleans. Perhaps some sort of machine I can develop?
Not the best start to your childhood Leviticus.
Leviticus: Whatever do you mean? If you excuse me, I must go do my squats.
Leviticus: You have to be in shape to run from the law.
Briar: Peasants! I demand a sacrifice. You must bring me... a shrubbery!
I'm just going to end here. Sorry if it's a bit disjointed, I didn't really have a chance to just sit down and power through. Anyway! Downloads are up here. Comments are much appreciated.