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You know, I say disparaging things about a lot of perfectly nice people.
So let's get back to it.
You've heard of Mensa- it's a group that allows geniuses to gather and socialize without the crutch of percentile dice.
What you didn't know is that they're having their annual convention in Orlando this year. In August. Orlando in August. Because they're the smartest people in the country. I'm convinced the REAL Mensa convention is being held on a radar-invisible yacht anchored off the Maine coast, and this is a test to weed out the posers.
The best part of Mensa's convention? Everyone's badge has a color-coded dot. Green dots mean you're okay with hugging. Red dots mean touching will send you back into your autistic fugue. Really.
So let's get back to it.
You've heard of Mensa- it's a group that allows geniuses to gather and socialize without the crutch of percentile dice.
What you didn't know is that they're having their annual convention in Orlando this year. In August. Orlando in August. Because they're the smartest people in the country. I'm convinced the REAL Mensa convention is being held on a radar-invisible yacht anchored off the Maine coast, and this is a test to weed out the posers.
The best part of Mensa's convention? Everyone's badge has a color-coded dot. Green dots mean you're okay with hugging. Red dots mean touching will send you back into your autistic fugue. Really.