phoo-uh.
It's just occurred to me that months of blogtivity were lost when the Juice blog went dark, and that I neglected to archive any of it.
Therefore, I ask you, my readers, to reconstruct the last few months of my life in the comments here.
Suggested highlights:
-Trying out for Jeopardy.
-Killing that hobo with a McDonald's straw.
-Smashing my car into a bank and then getting out and burning all the money.
-That night I spent sitting on the edge of the Grand Canyon staring significantly at dying cigarettes and then throwing them in.
-Going to space in a Tilt-A-Whirl car.
What did I miss?
Therefore, I ask you, my readers, to reconstruct the last few months of my life in the comments here.
Suggested highlights:
-Trying out for Jeopardy.
-Killing that hobo with a McDonald's straw.
-Smashing my car into a bank and then getting out and burning all the money.
-That night I spent sitting on the edge of the Grand Canyon staring significantly at dying cigarettes and then throwing them in.
-Going to space in a Tilt-A-Whirl car.
What did I miss?