Accidents in unsubstantiated gossip
Drum roll please..
Recap:
The Hot Film Buff behind the counter? Well I guess one time I got drunk, followed my date into Emerald Video and proceeded to slirringly, panicly, whisper (which in drunk language means to announce really really LOUDLY), "Oh my gosh I used to have a crush on him. Look there he is.. Shh, I'm so embarrassed, he was the guy I used to have a crush on. Look there he is.."
Of course I remember NONE of this, but witnesses account that he gave me a dumbfounded and confused stare as I drunkenly confessed my soul to both my date AND the store in the international documentary aisle...
::Laughs: I'm a fucking nerd man.
Recap:
Ah, the History major? The Dreamboat? This is the way it went down, oh so long ago. I agree to meet up at the Mercury Lounge, under the impression that it would be with everyone. I didn't know Wes spread the word we were dating, when we WERE'NT. Which means, after the Mercury Lounge fiasco everytime I talk to Dreamboat, I seem all slutty, cuz why would Wes' interest be hitting on Wes' friend?!? He finally told me this at Wes' birthday @ Par Avion.
And that would be it when it comes to "Stupid things I do when in the presence of unsubstantiated crushes".
Cuz there's a whole batch of "Stupid things I do when in the presence of SUBSTANTIATED crushes". But it's the unsubstantiated ones that feel better to write about, cuz it's always better to glamorize what COULD have been than what the fuck actually happened..
Recap:
The Hot Film Buff behind the counter? Well I guess one time I got drunk, followed my date into Emerald Video and proceeded to slirringly, panicly, whisper (which in drunk language means to announce really really LOUDLY), "Oh my gosh I used to have a crush on him. Look there he is.. Shh, I'm so embarrassed, he was the guy I used to have a crush on. Look there he is.."
Of course I remember NONE of this, but witnesses account that he gave me a dumbfounded and confused stare as I drunkenly confessed my soul to both my date AND the store in the international documentary aisle...
::Laughs: I'm a fucking nerd man.
Recap:
Ah, the History major? The Dreamboat? This is the way it went down, oh so long ago. I agree to meet up at the Mercury Lounge, under the impression that it would be with everyone. I didn't know Wes spread the word we were dating, when we WERE'NT. Which means, after the Mercury Lounge fiasco everytime I talk to Dreamboat, I seem all slutty, cuz why would Wes' interest be hitting on Wes' friend?!? He finally told me this at Wes' birthday @ Par Avion.
And that would be it when it comes to "Stupid things I do when in the presence of unsubstantiated crushes".
Cuz there's a whole batch of "Stupid things I do when in the presence of SUBSTANTIATED crushes". But it's the unsubstantiated ones that feel better to write about, cuz it's always better to glamorize what COULD have been than what the fuck actually happened..