make em suck it til their jaws FUCKED up like 50 cents'
Ok so im killing time before i go get faded and roll to the club so here is something that had me laughing my ass off while on the toliet. These are the 100 things men should know about woman, as put by Maxim Maginzine. I choose a select few i think to be funny..... and very true.
100. Girls enjoy having something kind of wrong with them, headache or cramping, or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she will outlive you.
97. Beware of your GFs' single friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage a bad behavior as much as possible.
80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they will.
79. Never trust a woman that gives you the best blowjob ever.
78. the average woman kisses 79 men before being married
75. Women obsessed with their dogs, also like to keep their man on a short leash
72. During emergences women reamain more calm then men, though it should be noted that inventing minor crisis on a weekly basis gives them more practice.
70. She wont approve of you hanging out with other girls. Even if they are ugly or lesbians
66. They cant live without tension. Ever once in a while she will pick a fight with you for no reason.
62. A british study claims a womans chance of getting married drops 40 percent for ever 16 point increase of her IQ. It is the oppisite for men.
61. When a woman tells you her problems, she doesnt want you to offer a solution
50. Women often buy shoes two sizes too small because they are in denial about the size of their feet.
45. 23 percent of the magizines readers are women
43. 40 percent of women still call their father daddy
42. The only way girls who dont know each other can start a conversation and signal that they are nonthreatning is to compliment ones clothes, hair, jewerly or shoes. To become a BFF a common enemy is needed
40. About half of all brides lose a good friend over a stupid bridesmaid squabble
37. Womens public bathrooms are about three times as messy as mens
33. The average women owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.
25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you
24. A good but flawed man is a fixer up gem. Women love nothing more than home improvments
19. The more piercings she has, the more places she will let you put it.
11. She likes one of your friends
10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls becuase it makes them fell more attractive. Pretty girls hangout with ugly girls for the same reason
9. The minute she decides she is even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagine her first name with your last.
1. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MANY GUYS SHE HAS SLEPT WITH. THE STANDARD LIE IS FIVE, WHICH REALLY MEANS 12.
100. Girls enjoy having something kind of wrong with them, headache or cramping, or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she will outlive you.
97. Beware of your GFs' single friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage a bad behavior as much as possible.
80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they will.
79. Never trust a woman that gives you the best blowjob ever.
78. the average woman kisses 79 men before being married
75. Women obsessed with their dogs, also like to keep their man on a short leash
72. During emergences women reamain more calm then men, though it should be noted that inventing minor crisis on a weekly basis gives them more practice.
70. She wont approve of you hanging out with other girls. Even if they are ugly or lesbians
66. They cant live without tension. Ever once in a while she will pick a fight with you for no reason.
62. A british study claims a womans chance of getting married drops 40 percent for ever 16 point increase of her IQ. It is the oppisite for men.
61. When a woman tells you her problems, she doesnt want you to offer a solution
50. Women often buy shoes two sizes too small because they are in denial about the size of their feet.
45. 23 percent of the magizines readers are women
43. 40 percent of women still call their father daddy
42. The only way girls who dont know each other can start a conversation and signal that they are nonthreatning is to compliment ones clothes, hair, jewerly or shoes. To become a BFF a common enemy is needed
40. About half of all brides lose a good friend over a stupid bridesmaid squabble
37. Womens public bathrooms are about three times as messy as mens
33. The average women owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.
25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you
24. A good but flawed man is a fixer up gem. Women love nothing more than home improvments
19. The more piercings she has, the more places she will let you put it.
11. She likes one of your friends
10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls becuase it makes them fell more attractive. Pretty girls hangout with ugly girls for the same reason
9. The minute she decides she is even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagine her first name with your last.
1. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MANY GUYS SHE HAS SLEPT WITH. THE STANDARD LIE IS FIVE, WHICH REALLY MEANS 12.