Thats cuz Christians dont believe in gravity
Ok i gotta tell you this story, cuz it is like the funnest thing ever. So me, Dave, Tim, Big Zack and Chris are playin poker at tims' girls house. So night is going normal, im losin, Zack is hustling, and everyone is pretty crunked, Monarch and Jose not a good combo. Tim decides, enough poker, he wants the puty tang, so him and girly leave for a while. We are picking on dildo... i mean dave as usual. then tims' girl, sam, comes up washing her hand. We were like why u washin your hand, she was like, oh i had to finsh him off with my hand. She was quartined for the rest of the night. HAHA then dave, who was CRUNKED out of his mind (so much that he tryed to hook up with this ugly ass girl, like hit ever branch on the way down ugly) decides it would be funny to play a prank of tim. Now dave is my size, same height, same weight, tim is about 6'3 250. Dave decides to crawl into bed with tim. As dave runs downstairs, sam was like hes butt ass naked, too bad dave didnt hear. haha so like mintue later we hear this HUGE ASS CRASH DOWNSTAIRS followed by dave running up the stairs yelling and tim yelling im gonna kill you! Dave rushes up stairs and the first thing out of his mouth was HE WAS HUGE! HE TOOK UP THE WHOLE BED. We were dying for like 20minutes. Now if your drunk like we all were you can think what we thought he ment by that, hahaha. Then dave was like, and he was all sweaty and i layed in this big ass wet spot on the bed. Sam was like, yeah he nutted all over the place and we were too lazy to clean it up. Dave imediately ran to bathroom, prolly to throw up. HAHAHA that was prolly the highlight of my month, by far.