Title: New Rule (To Preserve Cam's Sanity)
Author: shoujokakumei
Relationship: Shane/Dustin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings (and notes): Not my sandbox, I just play here. Also, the 'no kissing in ninja ops' rule is so commonplace that I really dunno who did it first, but come on, it's totally a rule Cam would enact.
New Rule (To Preserve Cam's Sanity)
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There was once a time, Cam reflected, when his life was peaceful, relatively uncomplicated, and he wasn't completely surrounded by idiots.
Unfortunately that had ended when his father had been turned into a guinea pig and he now had to deal with five teenagers every day. He sighed, pondering all the turns of events which could have possibly led to his Red and Yellow Rangers making out in the hallway outside the Zord bay, and cleared his throat.
Shane had Dustin pinned against the wall with his larger frame, one knee between Dustin's legs, his right hand tangled in the shaggy hair as he ravished the earth ninja's mouth, the other hand inside the back of Dustin's uniform vest. For his part, Dustin didn't seem to be objecting to the treatment, but neither of them noticed Cam.
He cleared his throat again, louder. Either they were really caught up in each other or they were blatantly ignoring him. Cam almost hoped for the former, as the latter would almost certainly imply they didn't care that he could see them. Some ninjas, though, letting their guard down like that. "Excuse me!" He shouted.
That worked. Shane jumped half a foot in the air, and Dustin grinned cheekily, waving at the tech. "Hey, dude," he greeted Cam casually, like the green-clad young man hadn't just caught him with Shane's tongue down his throat. "Uh, we didn't know you were here."
"I live here, Dustin," Cam deadpanned. "Where else would I be?"
"Sorry, Cam," Shane apologized, but it was undercut by the fact that he didn't look particularly apologetic while flushed and breathing hard.
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The next day, there was a sign on the wall that read "No Kissing In Ninja Ops." Cam had a heck of a time explaining it to his father, but it worked. Mostly.
That is, until the time he found them half-dressed and making out in Shane's Zord, and Dustin tried to use the excuse that the rule didn't specify whether or not the Zord bay counted as part of Ninja Ops. Cam took a lot of aspirin that day.
That argument was never settled, and so the sign was amended to read "No Kissing ANYWHERE In Ninja Ops," with "including the Zord bay" scrawled underneath in Dustin's messy handwriting.
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