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SOOO.
Nick was taking me home a little bit ago and we get pulled over.
Policemn: How are you two doing tonight?
Nick: pretty good.
Policeman: where are you headed?
Nick: taking her home.
Policeman: where does she live?
Nick: University and Lindsay.
Policeman: I need your ID.
Nick: here you go, sir. why did you pull me over?
Policeman: You ran a red light.
Nick: oh i thought i could make that.
Policeman: well you didn't.
Nick: oh.
Policeman: ill be right back.
a few moments pass.
Policeman: can you step out of the car?
Nick: sure
Policeman: It's obvious what you guys were doing.
Nick: actually we weren't doing anything.
Policeman: i'm not stupid (and puts his hand up as if he were in elementary school saying talk to the hand)
Nick: ok (smart enough to not argue with the officer even though he knew the officer was wrong.)
Policeman: Be safe because you don't want to get her killed.
Nick: alright
Policeman: ok get out of here.
you see people. the officer thought nick was getting a little bit of you know what but as it turns out i was freaking sleeping on him. on HIS SHOULDER. he made that red light. he just wanted to see something that wasn't even there.
but it makes a good story and ive told so many people.