Back With a Vengence
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Kentholomew
-- Birthdate: 13 March, 1984
-- Birthplace: Van Nuys, Van Guys. Ohhh, pun intended.
-- Current Location: THE SC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Black
-- Height: 5'6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Japman. All the white people want to be like me
-- The shoes you wore today: Sandals
-- Your weakness: Ohhhhh, yeah, like I'm gonna tell you how to defeat me. That was very clever, indeed--trying to make this look like a typical survey, and then using it as a weapon against me. Oh, I do admire you, I do admire your courage. But this battle will not be won today.
-- Your fears: uhhhh. So you think you can defeat me with my fears, eh?!?!
-- Your perfect pizza: I'm a simple man. I often enjoy canadian bacon. But many places don't produce a good canadian bacon pizza. In that case, I would surely go with pepperoni
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Global domination
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: haha
-- Your thoughts first waking up: well, either what I've got to do that day, or you know who ;-)
-- Your best physical feature: It's tough to choose a favorite amongst so much perfection
-- Your bedtime: 4:00 tends to be my default
-- Your most missed memory: well if I missed it, it wouldn't be much a memory now, would it
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King. Although they don't have vanilla cones.
-- Single or group dates: I think I might have to go with the single
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE
-- smoke: sometimes
-- Cuss: um, well. I guess.
-- Sing: only a few select (and I will add, special) individuals have been blessed enough to hear my singing voice. "Oh, how the angels sing," they would say. Ahh, I never get tired of myself.
-- Take a shower everyday: yep
-- Have a crush(es): no. Well, yes. on my sweetie :-*
-- Do you think you've been in love: I'm pretty sure I have ;-)
-- Want to go to college: if anyplace will accept me
-- Like high school: yeah, it was ok
-- Want to get married: I do
-- Believe in yourself: Yeah, for the most part
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: heh, what a funny question. I've never heard the word "think" in the same sentence as the word "attractive" with regards to me.
-- Think you're a health freak: sometimes
-- Get along with your parents: Yeah
-- Like thunderstorms: not really. I like the sunshine
-- Play an instrument: no
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: lots
-- Smoked: yep
-- Done a drug: Nope
-- Had Sex: nope
-- Made Out: nope
-- Gone on a date: nnnnnope
-- Gone to the mall?: yep
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: like every 3 days. I'm the cookie diet.
-- Eaten sushi: No
-- Been on stage: uhh. No.
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny dipping: No
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: No
LAYER SEVEN: Ever…
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No. At least I don't think so.
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: I have
-- Been caught "doing something": I've been caught doing lots of things. Like looking at atoms. That's so dirty, I can't believe I just said that
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: I don't get beaten up! I serve people! Get it right!
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I guess I probably have. But I don't really remember. Actually, no, maybe not
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: I'm not going to answer that one...
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I have to admit, I am partial to Michaela. But Michaela Ihori? We'll have to see about that. As for the rest of the question, I have no idea. I consider having children to be kind of like a team sport, you know. It's tough to figure out your strategy without the rest of the team
-- Describe your dream wedding: umm. Well, I'll be wearing the dress my father wore at his wedding.
-- How do you want to die: I'm never gonna die. I'm gonna be young forever.
-- Where you want to go to college: I hear Santa Cruz is a happenin place
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: good question, very good question. Superman.
-- What country would you most like to visit: England
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? hmmmm. I have no idea.
-- Best hair color? I have a thing for brunettes, I have to say.
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: um. Well that episode of lizzie where parker mckenzie turned down gordo cuz he was too short really taught me something (I hate that parker mckenzie!!!!!!). So I'm gonna say it doesn't matter at all, even if you are incredibly, very short.
-- Best weight: That episode of lizzie where miranda thought people would like her if she turned anorexic really taught me something....
-- Best articles of clothing: You know, there was a time when I had a thing for clothes. But then I saw that episode of lizzie where she wanted the fancy pants, but in the end, it was the cheap pants her mom bought that everyone liked. It was a touching moment that I'll never forget. So, in conclusion, I hate pants.
-- Best first date location: umm. I'll have to think about that one.
-- Best first kiss location: Not the dump that's for sure. Oh man, I could tell you a story about the dump.
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: one.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: well, um. A few.
-- Number of people that I made out with: I'm not gonna tell you about my hussy ways.
-- Number of people that I hooked up with: tudgeman. ahhh, tudgeman. Oh wait, crap
-- Number of CDs that I own: like 8 million. Naw, I have no idea.
-- Number of piercings: I have a crack in my ass.
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? maybe once when everyone thought I died and they put me in the obituaries. BUt then I'm not sure. I'm not that important.
-- Number of scars on my body: I've got a few tiny ones.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Kent has no regrets!
-- Name: Kentholomew
-- Birthdate: 13 March, 1984
-- Birthplace: Van Nuys, Van Guys. Ohhh, pun intended.
-- Current Location: THE SC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Black
-- Height: 5'6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Japman. All the white people want to be like me
-- The shoes you wore today: Sandals
-- Your weakness: Ohhhhh, yeah, like I'm gonna tell you how to defeat me. That was very clever, indeed--trying to make this look like a typical survey, and then using it as a weapon against me. Oh, I do admire you, I do admire your courage. But this battle will not be won today.
-- Your fears: uhhhh. So you think you can defeat me with my fears, eh?!?!
-- Your perfect pizza: I'm a simple man. I often enjoy canadian bacon. But many places don't produce a good canadian bacon pizza. In that case, I would surely go with pepperoni
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Global domination
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: haha
-- Your thoughts first waking up: well, either what I've got to do that day, or you know who ;-)
-- Your best physical feature: It's tough to choose a favorite amongst so much perfection
-- Your bedtime: 4:00 tends to be my default
-- Your most missed memory: well if I missed it, it wouldn't be much a memory now, would it
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King. Although they don't have vanilla cones.
-- Single or group dates: I think I might have to go with the single
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE
-- smoke: sometimes
-- Cuss: um, well. I guess.
-- Sing: only a few select (and I will add, special) individuals have been blessed enough to hear my singing voice. "Oh, how the angels sing," they would say. Ahh, I never get tired of myself.
-- Take a shower everyday: yep
-- Have a crush(es): no. Well, yes. on my sweetie :-*
-- Do you think you've been in love: I'm pretty sure I have ;-)
-- Want to go to college: if anyplace will accept me
-- Like high school: yeah, it was ok
-- Want to get married: I do
-- Believe in yourself: Yeah, for the most part
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: heh, what a funny question. I've never heard the word "think" in the same sentence as the word "attractive" with regards to me.
-- Think you're a health freak: sometimes
-- Get along with your parents: Yeah
-- Like thunderstorms: not really. I like the sunshine
-- Play an instrument: no
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: lots
-- Smoked: yep
-- Done a drug: Nope
-- Had Sex: nope
-- Made Out: nope
-- Gone on a date: nnnnnope
-- Gone to the mall?: yep
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: like every 3 days. I'm the cookie diet.
-- Eaten sushi: No
-- Been on stage: uhh. No.
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny dipping: No
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: No
LAYER SEVEN: Ever…
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No. At least I don't think so.
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: I have
-- Been caught "doing something": I've been caught doing lots of things. Like looking at atoms. That's so dirty, I can't believe I just said that
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: I don't get beaten up! I serve people! Get it right!
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I guess I probably have. But I don't really remember. Actually, no, maybe not
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: I'm not going to answer that one...
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I have to admit, I am partial to Michaela. But Michaela Ihori? We'll have to see about that. As for the rest of the question, I have no idea. I consider having children to be kind of like a team sport, you know. It's tough to figure out your strategy without the rest of the team
-- Describe your dream wedding: umm. Well, I'll be wearing the dress my father wore at his wedding.
-- How do you want to die: I'm never gonna die. I'm gonna be young forever.
-- Where you want to go to college: I hear Santa Cruz is a happenin place
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: good question, very good question. Superman.
-- What country would you most like to visit: England
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? hmmmm. I have no idea.
-- Best hair color? I have a thing for brunettes, I have to say.
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: um. Well that episode of lizzie where parker mckenzie turned down gordo cuz he was too short really taught me something (I hate that parker mckenzie!!!!!!). So I'm gonna say it doesn't matter at all, even if you are incredibly, very short.
-- Best weight: That episode of lizzie where miranda thought people would like her if she turned anorexic really taught me something....
-- Best articles of clothing: You know, there was a time when I had a thing for clothes. But then I saw that episode of lizzie where she wanted the fancy pants, but in the end, it was the cheap pants her mom bought that everyone liked. It was a touching moment that I'll never forget. So, in conclusion, I hate pants.
-- Best first date location: umm. I'll have to think about that one.
-- Best first kiss location: Not the dump that's for sure. Oh man, I could tell you a story about the dump.
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: one.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: well, um. A few.
-- Number of people that I made out with: I'm not gonna tell you about my hussy ways.
-- Number of people that I hooked up with: tudgeman. ahhh, tudgeman. Oh wait, crap
-- Number of CDs that I own: like 8 million. Naw, I have no idea.
-- Number of piercings: I have a crack in my ass.
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? maybe once when everyone thought I died and they put me in the obituaries. BUt then I'm not sure. I'm not that important.
-- Number of scars on my body: I've got a few tiny ones.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Kent has no regrets!