From the Andush, For the Andush
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
"Padre" Kent "Tijuana Timbo 'The Yellow Dart' Moosovich" Ihori
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue. Demin. Real Demin. Only at Miller's Outpost
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
This is 50. Rap is so cool.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING U ATE?
Chicken tenders
5. DO U WISH ON STARS?
No, I wish on your mom. OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Poop on you!
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Chinky Yellow, Gooky Gold, or Jazzy Jap. Also blue.
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Dark and Un-sunny. Much like night. But it's not night. I prefer to call it pre-morning. I consider most pre-mornings to be beautiful. Especially when the stars are out. I wish on them. I mean, your mom. ohhhhh! poop on you.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
my sweetie. awwwwww. ain't that cute :-P
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
I love him like I love him pooping on my chest. Poop on my chest reminds me of him. I eat cheerios for breakfast.
10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Pretty tired. Pretty good. Pretty drunk/sober. Pretty pretty. Pretty Kent. Pretty. by Calvin Klein.
11. FAVORITE DRINKS?
Biru. H20. Vodka. Water. And Beer.
12. HAIR COLOR?
Black is back. Black is beautiful. I'm a nigger!
13. EYE COLOR?
Brown is...like...poop, I guess.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?
No. Yes. Uh, contacts not glasses. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.
15. .. OF SIBLINGS?
".." of my foot in your ".."
16. FAVORITE MONTH?
June, July, summer, they're all good. March. April.
17. FAVORITE FOOD?
I love to eat food. Food is good. I enjoy food. Food is my life. I live to eat. I eat to live. That is my ode to food. God bless you, virtuagirl.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
JURASSIC PARK!!!!!!!!!!!
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas, maybe? No, Easter! That's when Jesus peeks out from behind his rock, and if he sees his shadow, it means 4 more weeks of winter.
20. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I kind of don't know. Ninja turtles. Something like that. I also had commander bear. But that was more when I was an adult.
21. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer
22. HUGS OR KISSES?
They're both good. Lovely.
23. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate. swirl = no moderates on here, thank you very much. Get out of here. Impeach Churchill.
24. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO REPLY?
yeah, sure, reply.
25. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
The niggers and the chinks and the jews and the crackas
26. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
probably the mexicans. You think that's offensive? Wait until you hear what I think about them.
27. FAVORITE PLACE TO LIVE?
Here, there. in japan. with godzilla and rodan. I'm going back to cali. if I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east. I live out there, so don't go there. but that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the west, see some nice breasts in the west. Cali sunshine, come visit. Just don't stop at stopsigns with bulletholes in it.
28. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I have no idea. I like to bottle things up until they explode like a nutcracker.
29. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
lots of dollars worth of lots of books I may never read again
30. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST?
I've been with andy for a while. But then I've been with marissa for a long time. I've known ryan for longer, but then I haven't really "been" with him. Also I've known jon. He's been around a few years. So, in conclusion, not jon. however, the reciprocal nature of the universe has convinced me that time is not linear, but rather an abstract social construction on which mankind has placed his worth. This leads me to believe that I am a dinosaur. My only regret is that I have a desk.
31. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
had a drink or 2. Watched some tv or two. I'll be honest, I don't really remember.
32. FAVORITE SMELL?
Well...you know...there's lots of things I can't tell you about.
33. WHO INSPIRES YOU?
the head of andy's hair.
34. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
bigger and tougher dinosaurs with sharp teeth. Also carnies. Circus folk. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
35. BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN?
buttered. then salted. That is so hella wicked hot.
36. FAVORITE CAR OR TRUCK?
I must admit that I have always had an affinity for the BMW z3. It reminds me of myself: Very small, yet powerful as a stallion with sleek features that would leave a woodpecker saying, "whoa."
38. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
no. too coordinated.
"Padre" Kent "Tijuana Timbo 'The Yellow Dart' Moosovich" Ihori
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue. Demin. Real Demin. Only at Miller's Outpost
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
This is 50. Rap is so cool.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING U ATE?
Chicken tenders
5. DO U WISH ON STARS?
No, I wish on your mom. OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Poop on you!
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Chinky Yellow, Gooky Gold, or Jazzy Jap. Also blue.
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Dark and Un-sunny. Much like night. But it's not night. I prefer to call it pre-morning. I consider most pre-mornings to be beautiful. Especially when the stars are out. I wish on them. I mean, your mom. ohhhhh! poop on you.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
my sweetie. awwwwww. ain't that cute :-P
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
I love him like I love him pooping on my chest. Poop on my chest reminds me of him. I eat cheerios for breakfast.
10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Pretty tired. Pretty good. Pretty drunk/sober. Pretty pretty. Pretty Kent. Pretty. by Calvin Klein.
11. FAVORITE DRINKS?
Biru. H20. Vodka. Water. And Beer.
12. HAIR COLOR?
Black is back. Black is beautiful. I'm a nigger!
13. EYE COLOR?
Brown is...like...poop, I guess.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?
No. Yes. Uh, contacts not glasses. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.
15. .. OF SIBLINGS?
".." of my foot in your ".."
16. FAVORITE MONTH?
June, July, summer, they're all good. March. April.
17. FAVORITE FOOD?
I love to eat food. Food is good. I enjoy food. Food is my life. I live to eat. I eat to live. That is my ode to food. God bless you, virtuagirl.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
JURASSIC PARK!!!!!!!!!!!
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas, maybe? No, Easter! That's when Jesus peeks out from behind his rock, and if he sees his shadow, it means 4 more weeks of winter.
20. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I kind of don't know. Ninja turtles. Something like that. I also had commander bear. But that was more when I was an adult.
21. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer
22. HUGS OR KISSES?
They're both good. Lovely.
23. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate. swirl = no moderates on here, thank you very much. Get out of here. Impeach Churchill.
24. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO REPLY?
yeah, sure, reply.
25. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
The niggers and the chinks and the jews and the crackas
26. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
probably the mexicans. You think that's offensive? Wait until you hear what I think about them.
27. FAVORITE PLACE TO LIVE?
Here, there. in japan. with godzilla and rodan. I'm going back to cali. if I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east. I live out there, so don't go there. but that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the west, see some nice breasts in the west. Cali sunshine, come visit. Just don't stop at stopsigns with bulletholes in it.
28. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I have no idea. I like to bottle things up until they explode like a nutcracker.
29. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
lots of dollars worth of lots of books I may never read again
30. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST?
I've been with andy for a while. But then I've been with marissa for a long time. I've known ryan for longer, but then I haven't really "been" with him. Also I've known jon. He's been around a few years. So, in conclusion, not jon. however, the reciprocal nature of the universe has convinced me that time is not linear, but rather an abstract social construction on which mankind has placed his worth. This leads me to believe that I am a dinosaur. My only regret is that I have a desk.
31. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
had a drink or 2. Watched some tv or two. I'll be honest, I don't really remember.
32. FAVORITE SMELL?
Well...you know...there's lots of things I can't tell you about.
33. WHO INSPIRES YOU?
the head of andy's hair.
34. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
bigger and tougher dinosaurs with sharp teeth. Also carnies. Circus folk. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
35. BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN?
buttered. then salted. That is so hella wicked hot.
36. FAVORITE CAR OR TRUCK?
I must admit that I have always had an affinity for the BMW z3. It reminds me of myself: Very small, yet powerful as a stallion with sleek features that would leave a woodpecker saying, "whoa."
38. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
no. too coordinated.