Oct 09, 2004 00:06
So Kent told me to update my live journal and what Kent says must happen. I think for this entry I should write about how great Kent is. It is so difficult to describe Kent because there is so much to him. I mean I should be doing some homework right now, but I always have time to write about Kent. Anyways back to Kent. Kent was born on March the 13th of the wonderful year of 1984. I think he was born by Lake Titticaca which is in El Salvador. All he spoke in elementary school was Mexican but he eventually learned english. They speak Mexican in El Salvador because I say so. Amyways I met Kent in kindergarten and I knew right when i met his mexican speaking ass that he was destined for greatness. He would not let me down. The rest of elementary school is a blur and so is middle school until 8th grade. We had a class together and OJ was the teacher. That was when Kent started his path to greatness. OJ blew as a teacher but he inspired Kent to become a professional hitman. Then came the high school years. In high school Kent was building himself up to become the greatest man ever since Jesus. Then senior year the shit hit the fan and Kent became a God. It all happened one spring day when we had our yearbooks. A wonderful thing happened that day and the Kenitble was written. The bible has got nothing on this. The Kentible was written by the sacred scribe Ryan, but the story was told by Kent and Ryan. There is no way to describe the Kentible other than the fact that it is fucking fabulous. After high school Kent moved on to Santa Cruz to spread the joys of Kentism. Thats just a little history on Kent. Kent just told me a poem that is probably the best thing I have ever heard.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
So lets fuck
How amazing is that poem. I think Kent is the most amazingly persuasive god ever. No one can match how perfect this guy is. I wrote a poem on how I feel about Kents greatness.
Roses are red
Violets are black
Kent is a God
So take that jack
I dont think I could ever stop talking about how great Kent is. I couldnt think of a more perfect person to be a god. Kent I will always praise you and your works. All hail Kentism and the Kentible.