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L - A - S - T
01. Last Cigarette: about ten mins ago, perhaps time for one now? I will give up soon.
02. Last kiss: Megatron at the Transformers Summer Charity BBQ
03. Last Cry: cannot recall, genuinely, that's not just some aloof answer to avoid the question
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: Casebook of Sherlock Holmes and some Raymond Chandler
13. Last Shoes Worn: Skechers baby
15. Last Soda Drank: some diet coke earlier
16. Last Words Spoken: 4:30pm
17. Last Words Spoken: that's okay, i'll have a bottle anyway (with regard to the demise of the bogof on really light ribena at the BP)
18. Last Annoyance: The demise of the bogof on really light ribena at the BP, because it wasn't really okay
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: I don't think I scold, i either don't care enough to mention something, or i'll just go tits and moan for hours
20. Last Web Site Visited: www.flywalk.co.uk
B - O - D - Y:
01. Piercings: seriously gross, my body requires no further ventilation
02. Tattoos: one day Optimus Prime will shine forth from my shoulder, perhaps, but if he does it will be so awesome that people that see it will melt
03. Height: 5'10", 5'11" with the wind behind me
04. Shoe size: 9 1/2
05. Hair color: dark brown i guess, crayola have never enquired and they are the masters of colour definition
06. Eye color: Hazel, i guess
L A S T . . .
01. Movie you rented: Buy or steal, never ever rent
03. Song you listened to: Something on City and Colour album
04. Song that was stuck in your head: Bit of Les Miserables, because I'm educated and cultured, so fuck off.
05. CD you bought: Never buy, steal!
06. Person that's called you: Mel, but it went to voicemail
10. Person you were thinking of: Me
T R U E O R F A L S E . . .
01. You have a crush on someone: Gee, I might ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance, It'll be swell. Oh shit, it's not actually the 50's.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: True, I would like some more space.
03. Think about suicide: 'True or False - Think about sucide' is not actually a fully formed question. There are far too many unmentioned variables to allow me to give an answer.
04. You believe in a God: If you thought there was a bear living under your bed, would you poke it with a stick? Exactly.
05. You want more Piercings: Not very interactive this, is it? More implies a previous instance, of which there are none.
06. You like cleaning: True, very therapeutic
07. You like roller coasters: Hells Yeah Boy!
08. You write in cursive: Yeah, because i'm a grownup
F O R *O R * A G A I N S T...TEENS....
01. Having sex: That's what teens do, or at least cry about not having it
02. Teenage smoking: laissez faire
03. Doing drugs: against
04. Driving drunk: For, but only if they make it a sport
06. Someone uses someone for their goodies: bafflement
H A V E*Y O U
01. Ever cried over the opposite sex: Yeah, that's what women do to you. They turn up, make a fuss, touch all your stuff, make a bigger fuss and then make you cry.
02. Ever lied to someone: Yes
03. Ever been in a fist fight: Yes, but only schoolboy hijinks
04. Ever been arrested: No, because I'm an upstanding young gentleman and quick on my feet.
RANDOM...
01. Who is your best friend: Got to be the Dan man but i'm looking to upgrade!
02. What shoes do you wear: Ones that make all the girls want to touch me
03. Are you scared of love: Not in the least, i'm just afraid of it's slow, confusing, chaotic, heart wrenching smash off a cliff and explode stylings.
NUMBER..
01. Of scars on your body?: 3 that spring to mind but they are more divets than scars. 2 of these were trampoline based which gets me muchos kudos i'm sure. The other one is from where i fell off a wall and some mental bastard in an electronics store sprayed window cleaner in it. Seriously.
02. Of things in your past that you regret?: Maybe 5? Possibly less.
The Opposite Sex.
1. Guitar or Drum Player: Guitar, female drummers make you think 'butch lesbian'. Sad but true.
2. Skater or Surfer: Skater because I like mad shreds and ollies. FACT. Please note there was a 'grinding' joke to made here but I rose above it.
3. Brown or Blue Eyes: Brown
4. Blonde or Brunette: Brunette
5. Brains or Looks: Got to be both, a fit retard is no use and no-one wants to shag Steven Hawking either.
01. Last Cigarette: about ten mins ago, perhaps time for one now? I will give up soon.
02. Last kiss: Megatron at the Transformers Summer Charity BBQ
03. Last Cry: cannot recall, genuinely, that's not just some aloof answer to avoid the question
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: Casebook of Sherlock Holmes and some Raymond Chandler
13. Last Shoes Worn: Skechers baby
15. Last Soda Drank: some diet coke earlier
16. Last Words Spoken: 4:30pm
17. Last Words Spoken: that's okay, i'll have a bottle anyway (with regard to the demise of the bogof on really light ribena at the BP)
18. Last Annoyance: The demise of the bogof on really light ribena at the BP, because it wasn't really okay
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: I don't think I scold, i either don't care enough to mention something, or i'll just go tits and moan for hours
20. Last Web Site Visited: www.flywalk.co.uk
B - O - D - Y:
01. Piercings: seriously gross, my body requires no further ventilation
02. Tattoos: one day Optimus Prime will shine forth from my shoulder, perhaps, but if he does it will be so awesome that people that see it will melt
03. Height: 5'10", 5'11" with the wind behind me
04. Shoe size: 9 1/2
05. Hair color: dark brown i guess, crayola have never enquired and they are the masters of colour definition
06. Eye color: Hazel, i guess
L A S T . . .
01. Movie you rented: Buy or steal, never ever rent
03. Song you listened to: Something on City and Colour album
04. Song that was stuck in your head: Bit of Les Miserables, because I'm educated and cultured, so fuck off.
05. CD you bought: Never buy, steal!
06. Person that's called you: Mel, but it went to voicemail
10. Person you were thinking of: Me
T R U E O R F A L S E . . .
01. You have a crush on someone: Gee, I might ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance, It'll be swell. Oh shit, it's not actually the 50's.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: True, I would like some more space.
03. Think about suicide: 'True or False - Think about sucide' is not actually a fully formed question. There are far too many unmentioned variables to allow me to give an answer.
04. You believe in a God: If you thought there was a bear living under your bed, would you poke it with a stick? Exactly.
05. You want more Piercings: Not very interactive this, is it? More implies a previous instance, of which there are none.
06. You like cleaning: True, very therapeutic
07. You like roller coasters: Hells Yeah Boy!
08. You write in cursive: Yeah, because i'm a grownup
F O R *O R * A G A I N S T...TEENS....
01. Having sex: That's what teens do, or at least cry about not having it
02. Teenage smoking: laissez faire
03. Doing drugs: against
04. Driving drunk: For, but only if they make it a sport
06. Someone uses someone for their goodies: bafflement
H A V E*Y O U
01. Ever cried over the opposite sex: Yeah, that's what women do to you. They turn up, make a fuss, touch all your stuff, make a bigger fuss and then make you cry.
02. Ever lied to someone: Yes
03. Ever been in a fist fight: Yes, but only schoolboy hijinks
04. Ever been arrested: No, because I'm an upstanding young gentleman and quick on my feet.
RANDOM...
01. Who is your best friend: Got to be the Dan man but i'm looking to upgrade!
02. What shoes do you wear: Ones that make all the girls want to touch me
03. Are you scared of love: Not in the least, i'm just afraid of it's slow, confusing, chaotic, heart wrenching smash off a cliff and explode stylings.
NUMBER..
01. Of scars on your body?: 3 that spring to mind but they are more divets than scars. 2 of these were trampoline based which gets me muchos kudos i'm sure. The other one is from where i fell off a wall and some mental bastard in an electronics store sprayed window cleaner in it. Seriously.
02. Of things in your past that you regret?: Maybe 5? Possibly less.
The Opposite Sex.
1. Guitar or Drum Player: Guitar, female drummers make you think 'butch lesbian'. Sad but true.
2. Skater or Surfer: Skater because I like mad shreds and ollies. FACT. Please note there was a 'grinding' joke to made here but I rose above it.
3. Brown or Blue Eyes: Brown
4. Blonde or Brunette: Brunette
5. Brains or Looks: Got to be both, a fit retard is no use and no-one wants to shag Steven Hawking either.