Because I'm bored and slightly intoxicated
Trieze: *lounging on a couch in Fairy Tale-esque Prince outfit with a glass of cheap wine in his had and his sword lying on the floor* I don't care.
Me: But it's just a little quest!
T: I. Don't. Care. I'm not doing it. It's humiliating.
Me: It's not even a difficult quest - all your have to do is cut through some bushes with your sword!
T: I refuse to be your source of entertainment.
Head Chibi: Amen to that!
Me: *points at HC* You, hush! *turns back to Trieze* You, quest!
T: No.
Me: But... but... Zechs is waiting!
T: ...Zechs?
Me: Yes! He's up in that tower, waiting to be debauched!
T: Really?
Me: Yes... granted he is asleep right now, but I guarentee that once you start doing your thing, he'll wake up in no time!
T: ...he's asleep?
Me: Well... yeah...
T: And you expect me to... while he's asleep?
Me: Weeeeell... yeah.
T: You are... there are no words...
Me: But think about it! He's lying there, all comatose, only you're sweet lovin' will wake him up and lift that terrible curse!
T: Well...
Me: Besides, if you don't, I'm gonna get Wufei to spank you with your own damn sword!
T: That's really not much of an incentive to become a somnophiliac, you know.
Me: Fine. If you co-operate and go screw Zechs into the matress then you can have sword spankings from Wufei and submissive boot-licking from newly awakened Zechs.
T: Now that's what I call incentive.
Me: Damn straight! Now go forth and fornicate!
Me: But it's just a little quest!
T: I. Don't. Care. I'm not doing it. It's humiliating.
Me: It's not even a difficult quest - all your have to do is cut through some bushes with your sword!
T: I refuse to be your source of entertainment.
Head Chibi: Amen to that!
Me: *points at HC* You, hush! *turns back to Trieze* You, quest!
T: No.
Me: But... but... Zechs is waiting!
T: ...Zechs?
Me: Yes! He's up in that tower, waiting to be debauched!
T: Really?
Me: Yes... granted he is asleep right now, but I guarentee that once you start doing your thing, he'll wake up in no time!
T: ...he's asleep?
Me: Well... yeah...
T: And you expect me to... while he's asleep?
Me: Weeeeell... yeah.
T: You are... there are no words...
Me: But think about it! He's lying there, all comatose, only you're sweet lovin' will wake him up and lift that terrible curse!
T: Well...
Me: Besides, if you don't, I'm gonna get Wufei to spank you with your own damn sword!
T: That's really not much of an incentive to become a somnophiliac, you know.
Me: Fine. If you co-operate and go screw Zechs into the matress then you can have sword spankings from Wufei and submissive boot-licking from newly awakened Zechs.
T: Now that's what I call incentive.
Me: Damn straight! Now go forth and fornicate!