Do the chibi conga!
Me: I'm boooooored!
Inner Fangirl: Go smoke crack, that's always fun.
Me: I'm out of crack... well, I'm out of new crack... ok, I still have the end of Weiss Kreuz to watch, but Jen's watching TV so I can't use it. Stoopid Jennifer watching TV -_-
IF: Ironic, isn't?
Me: What's ironic?
IF: You complaining about wanting the TV when all you do is complain about how much it sucks.
Me: Irony's only funny when it's happening to someone else. Besides, TV does suck, I want the DVD player.
IF: The what what what player?
Me: The DVD player.
IF: The what what what whater?
Me: The thing that helps supply me with crack.
IF: The computer?
Me: No, the other one.
IF: Oooooh, that one! ... I don't like that one.
Me: Why the hell not? What's wrong with it?
IF: There's no man-sex.
Me: It's not all about the man-sex, you know.
IF: Uuuuuuuh-huh. What is it about then?
Me: Love and romance and, um, puppies and... rainbows and... man-sex...
IF: That's what I thought.
Me: Pfft, what do you know?
IF: I'm your inner fangirl, I know more about your fangirl wants that you do, you pervert. Yeah, that's right, I saw what you were reading earlier.
Me: Shhh! You'll wake the neighbours!
IF: I'm in your head, I can't wake the neighbours.
Me: You'll wake the neighbours in my head!
Head Chibi: Will you two shut the hell up? Some of us are trying to conga and molest Chibi Ed in peace, dammit!
Me: Told you.
IF: You did that on purpose.
HC: For friggs sake *throws out non-chibi Ed* Will you pipe down now?
Me&IF: Yes, ma'am!
Ed: Oh god no, anything but them! I'll read the damned fics, but just not them!
Me: Aw, come on, Fullmetal, if you play nice we might even let you have Roy and something nice and gentle and romantic.
IF: *giggles* Yeah right, he's getting Greed and Kimberly no matter what he does.
Me: Shhh! It's a secret!
Ed: -_- I hate you all...
Inner Fangirl: Go smoke crack, that's always fun.
Me: I'm out of crack... well, I'm out of new crack... ok, I still have the end of Weiss Kreuz to watch, but Jen's watching TV so I can't use it. Stoopid Jennifer watching TV -_-
IF: Ironic, isn't?
Me: What's ironic?
IF: You complaining about wanting the TV when all you do is complain about how much it sucks.
Me: Irony's only funny when it's happening to someone else. Besides, TV does suck, I want the DVD player.
IF: The what what what player?
Me: The DVD player.
IF: The what what what whater?
Me: The thing that helps supply me with crack.
IF: The computer?
Me: No, the other one.
IF: Oooooh, that one! ... I don't like that one.
Me: Why the hell not? What's wrong with it?
IF: There's no man-sex.
Me: It's not all about the man-sex, you know.
IF: Uuuuuuuh-huh. What is it about then?
Me: Love and romance and, um, puppies and... rainbows and... man-sex...
IF: That's what I thought.
Me: Pfft, what do you know?
IF: I'm your inner fangirl, I know more about your fangirl wants that you do, you pervert. Yeah, that's right, I saw what you were reading earlier.
Me: Shhh! You'll wake the neighbours!
IF: I'm in your head, I can't wake the neighbours.
Me: You'll wake the neighbours in my head!
Head Chibi: Will you two shut the hell up? Some of us are trying to conga and molest Chibi Ed in peace, dammit!
Me: Told you.
IF: You did that on purpose.
HC: For friggs sake *throws out non-chibi Ed* Will you pipe down now?
Me&IF: Yes, ma'am!
Ed: Oh god no, anything but them! I'll read the damned fics, but just not them!
Me: Aw, come on, Fullmetal, if you play nice we might even let you have Roy and something nice and gentle and romantic.
IF: *giggles* Yeah right, he's getting Greed and Kimberly no matter what he does.
Me: Shhh! It's a secret!
Ed: -_- I hate you all...