Because they're obviously onto something
The David Bowie's Area website, investigating the phenomenon that is David Bowie's Area.
Have a look at the basics where the omnipresent nature of David Bowie's Area and how to realise it's true magnificence is explained.
Or take a look at the FAQ which will answer all question related to David Bowie's Area.
Did David Bowie stuff his tights or use any kind of "Stunt Package" in the filming of Labyrinth? If David Bowie's area exists at every point in the universe, why does it make a bulge in his tights? Doesn't the bulge mean his area is inside the tights and not outside of them? And was David Bowie's area involved in the JFK assassination?
...they have t-shirts, they must be nifty.
Have a look at the basics where the omnipresent nature of David Bowie's Area and how to realise it's true magnificence is explained.
Or take a look at the FAQ which will answer all question related to David Bowie's Area.
Did David Bowie stuff his tights or use any kind of "Stunt Package" in the filming of Labyrinth? If David Bowie's area exists at every point in the universe, why does it make a bulge in his tights? Doesn't the bulge mean his area is inside the tights and not outside of them? And was David Bowie's area involved in the JFK assassination?
...they have t-shirts, they must be nifty.