When fangirls go bad
IF: You bitch! I demand you fucking march back there!
Me: I'm not listening...
IF: Oh you're bloody listening, and you are going to go back to Gilmour Street, get a train back to Glasgow, go to Forbidden Planet and you are going to buy me that stuff!!
Me: Forbidden Planet's closed...
IF: Break in then! I don't care! Just get me my merchandise!
Me: Fullmetal Alchemist ate my soul and spat you back out, didn't it?
IF: Something like that, but we're talking about how you need to buy me the damned pocket watch
Me: Oh yeah, dreamdweller, Forbidden Planet has the pocket watches in for £29.99 just now.
IF: Yes, they do, and I want one!!!
Me: Yeah, along with a shit load of other expensive stuff. I can't afford all of it.
Financial Chibi: *smirks*
IF: *glares* Fuck off, bitch - then just get me some of it - please!!
Me: ... maybe...
FC: *frowns*
IF: That's what I like to hear. Just give it time and you'll have all of it...
Me: ...
FC: So close...
IF: *grins*
Me: I'm not listening...
IF: Oh you're bloody listening, and you are going to go back to Gilmour Street, get a train back to Glasgow, go to Forbidden Planet and you are going to buy me that stuff!!
Me: Forbidden Planet's closed...
IF: Break in then! I don't care! Just get me my merchandise!
Me: Fullmetal Alchemist ate my soul and spat you back out, didn't it?
IF: Something like that, but we're talking about how you need to buy me the damned pocket watch
Me: Oh yeah, dreamdweller, Forbidden Planet has the pocket watches in for £29.99 just now.
IF: Yes, they do, and I want one!!!
Me: Yeah, along with a shit load of other expensive stuff. I can't afford all of it.
Financial Chibi: *smirks*
IF: *glares* Fuck off, bitch - then just get me some of it - please!!
Me: ... maybe...
FC: *frowns*
IF: That's what I like to hear. Just give it time and you'll have all of it...
Me: ...
FC: So close...
IF: *grins*