a is for adult which is what ill never be

[proxy_irony]

1. A is for age:
19

2. B is for beer of choice:
ginger

3. C is for career right now:
retail whore

4. D is for your dog's name?
go fuck yourself. hes lots of fun to play with.

5. E is for essential item you use everyday
LP

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
daily show

7. G is for favorite game:
clue

8. H is for Home town:
harwichport

9. I is for instruments you play:
lots

10. J is for favorite juice:
apple

11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:
lots

12. L is for last place you ate:
couch

13. M is for marriage:
i do?

14. N is for your full name:
chester allen arthur

15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
how ever many you do when you're a baby

16. P is for people you were with today:
mom. sammy

17. Q is for quote:
"the universe is expanding"

18. R is for Biggest Regret:
eh

19. S is for status:
still alive

20. T is for time you woke up today:
stoopid

21. U is for underwear you have on now:
pirate

22. V is for vegetable you love:
carrot

23. W is for worst habit:
pooping

24. X is for x-rays you've had:
leg, foot, chest, teef

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
shepherd's pie

26. Z IS FOR ZAPPA