wannna hear a joke?
so this guy walks into a talent agency real hard up for work. after haggling with the secratary he finally convinces her to talk with one of the agents. so he goes in the office and the agent says, "sit down you got two minutes. better make this good."
"alright," the guy says. "i got this act. people are gonna love it. me and my wife come out on stage. we're dressed real good like. i sit in an arm chair smoking a pipe. my wife, fontaine, sits next to me in a rocking chair. she is knitting. i reach under my chair and reveal i spitoon which i then hock a real gross big loogy into. my wife exclaims 'that is disgusting.' i look at her and tell her she is disgusting. you see she is a nigger lover. our first child was born one of those half black sort. she tried to blame it on me saying there must be some sort of nigger in my family tree. i told her to fuck off i knew she was banging that half wit retard spook we got to help in the kitchen with. anyways , after i call her disgusting i call over my shoulder backstage for anthony. that when our kitchen nigger comes out. i tell him calmly to please detain fontaine. the nigger comes up behind my wife and lifts her out her rocking chair. she squeals and kicks but it is useless. that nigger is big. i then tell anthony that i am going to step out for a bit and exit stage left. that is when i release our two dogs trixie and trump. they are pugs or something like that. i cant rememmber what kind they are. anyway they hate the kitchen nigger so they come running out on stage barking and yipping and biting at anthony who is still trying to detain the mrs. the dogs divert his attention enough so that fontaine is able to squirm one of her arms free of anthony's grip and stabs him in the arm with her knitting needles. this of course makes anthony tremendously angry and he throws my wife to floor. on a good day you can hear her head thump. with the two little dogs still going bonkers around the nigger anthony scoops up one of the dogs and snaps it's neck and hurls it down at the other dog(trixie, trump, it doesn't matter. we pick em up at the pound pretty regularly.) so now we got one dead dog, a stunned dog(preferably with something broken), my unconscious wife and a one pissed off very big bleeding nigger. now this is the twins cue(my son and daughter are identicle twins, age 12) to skip onstage calling lightheartedly for their mother. they immediatly see the carnage and run to their mother crying. i grab a gun and come not far behind to see what the matter is. the nigger comes at me yelling about a cunt and stupid dogs and i point the gun at him and tell him that if he'll just leave me alone he can do what ever he wants with my wife. by this time fontaine is coming too just in time to realize her dress is being ripped off by the kitchen nigger. the nigger says 'lady you're a goin ta get it.' he pulls down his pants to reveal a gigantic cock the sight of which makes my 12 year old daughter start to play with herself. wy wife also starts to do the same. with everyone occupied accept my son the only thing left for me to do is make him start to suck my cock while i watch the nigger start to have his way with my wife while my daughter watches. first the nigger shoves his cock down my wifes throat and as he pulls it out she pukes all over his junk. the sight of that makes my daughter puke and then i puke and my son is already puking on my cock and the little dog with the broken leg is wriggling around the stage lapping at the puke. the nigger reaches over and shoves his fingers up my daughters prepubescant pussy, pulling her closer to him. meanwhile my wife has resumed going down on the huge nigger horse cock and my son is already about to make me cum. so i turn him around and start sodomize him. his asshole is really tight and he starts bleeding profusely down his legs and my cock. at this point i notice my daughter looking at me so i discard of my son who goes over to his mother and places his cock in her mouth which she generously accepts. with our niggers fingers still up my daughter i jam my blood soaked cock up my daughters chocolate starfish and as she squeals i slap her and bloddy her lip. the nigger thrusts his cock into my wife who moans violently and begins to cum. this makes me want to cum so i fuck my daughters little cunt even harder and blast into her rectum which she then shits out and the little lame dog begins to eat it. next the migger cumms in my wifes snatch and i suck out the nigger sperm and spit it into my daughters mouth. next my some cums into my wifes mouth and drools it into her hand with which then she stuffs that hand up her pussy exclaiming, 'son, impregnate me! impregnate me!' then we all get up and take a bow."
"wow," the agen t exclaims, "what a show. what do you call it?"
the man stands up takes a bow and says, "the aristocrats."
"alright," the guy says. "i got this act. people are gonna love it. me and my wife come out on stage. we're dressed real good like. i sit in an arm chair smoking a pipe. my wife, fontaine, sits next to me in a rocking chair. she is knitting. i reach under my chair and reveal i spitoon which i then hock a real gross big loogy into. my wife exclaims 'that is disgusting.' i look at her and tell her she is disgusting. you see she is a nigger lover. our first child was born one of those half black sort. she tried to blame it on me saying there must be some sort of nigger in my family tree. i told her to fuck off i knew she was banging that half wit retard spook we got to help in the kitchen with. anyways , after i call her disgusting i call over my shoulder backstage for anthony. that when our kitchen nigger comes out. i tell him calmly to please detain fontaine. the nigger comes up behind my wife and lifts her out her rocking chair. she squeals and kicks but it is useless. that nigger is big. i then tell anthony that i am going to step out for a bit and exit stage left. that is when i release our two dogs trixie and trump. they are pugs or something like that. i cant rememmber what kind they are. anyway they hate the kitchen nigger so they come running out on stage barking and yipping and biting at anthony who is still trying to detain the mrs. the dogs divert his attention enough so that fontaine is able to squirm one of her arms free of anthony's grip and stabs him in the arm with her knitting needles. this of course makes anthony tremendously angry and he throws my wife to floor. on a good day you can hear her head thump. with the two little dogs still going bonkers around the nigger anthony scoops up one of the dogs and snaps it's neck and hurls it down at the other dog(trixie, trump, it doesn't matter. we pick em up at the pound pretty regularly.) so now we got one dead dog, a stunned dog(preferably with something broken), my unconscious wife and a one pissed off very big bleeding nigger. now this is the twins cue(my son and daughter are identicle twins, age 12) to skip onstage calling lightheartedly for their mother. they immediatly see the carnage and run to their mother crying. i grab a gun and come not far behind to see what the matter is. the nigger comes at me yelling about a cunt and stupid dogs and i point the gun at him and tell him that if he'll just leave me alone he can do what ever he wants with my wife. by this time fontaine is coming too just in time to realize her dress is being ripped off by the kitchen nigger. the nigger says 'lady you're a goin ta get it.' he pulls down his pants to reveal a gigantic cock the sight of which makes my 12 year old daughter start to play with herself. wy wife also starts to do the same. with everyone occupied accept my son the only thing left for me to do is make him start to suck my cock while i watch the nigger start to have his way with my wife while my daughter watches. first the nigger shoves his cock down my wifes throat and as he pulls it out she pukes all over his junk. the sight of that makes my daughter puke and then i puke and my son is already puking on my cock and the little dog with the broken leg is wriggling around the stage lapping at the puke. the nigger reaches over and shoves his fingers up my daughters prepubescant pussy, pulling her closer to him. meanwhile my wife has resumed going down on the huge nigger horse cock and my son is already about to make me cum. so i turn him around and start sodomize him. his asshole is really tight and he starts bleeding profusely down his legs and my cock. at this point i notice my daughter looking at me so i discard of my son who goes over to his mother and places his cock in her mouth which she generously accepts. with our niggers fingers still up my daughter i jam my blood soaked cock up my daughters chocolate starfish and as she squeals i slap her and bloddy her lip. the nigger thrusts his cock into my wife who moans violently and begins to cum. this makes me want to cum so i fuck my daughters little cunt even harder and blast into her rectum which she then shits out and the little lame dog begins to eat it. next the migger cumms in my wifes snatch and i suck out the nigger sperm and spit it into my daughters mouth. next my some cums into my wifes mouth and drools it into her hand with which then she stuffs that hand up her pussy exclaiming, 'son, impregnate me! impregnate me!' then we all get up and take a bow."
"wow," the agen t exclaims, "what a show. what do you call it?"
the man stands up takes a bow and says, "the aristocrats."