here i am at last
the follwing is a real scetchy outline. many things happened that have been lost. at one point i thought it would be a good idea to keep a record of the things happening but now as i look back and sift through the pile of garbage that is the last week i am glad only the few nuggets i remember have remained.
nugget one- going to jail in santa ana, orange county, california, not fun
santa ana is definately the worst jail i've been in by far. as far as i could tell the place is run by nazis. people get their ass kicked right and left. the officers hate everyone and everything. the raging marine about to kick my ass because of my taunts(he WAS in hand cuffs) was reduced to a whining pile of misery. to the brig with im! it seemed as if the offeicers had nothing better to do than stand around, slam doors as HARD as they could and just generally harass anyone at any time for any reason, ie, you blinked wrong. i don't know if i am getting this across here but jail in the oc is no fun. i am glad to have only had to spend about 12 hours in there. and that was with all my little drunko buddies. god forbid they put me in with the general population. this little piece of ass would have been cooked. well. well done.
nugget two- trying to get to tijiuana.
dave halpin- bottom line, how long is it going to take before i can be fucking some 14 year old mexican pussy?
cab driver- believe me man, that is all of our bottom line.
nugget three- the beach
i was able to spend the better part of two afternoons there. santa ana is beautiful. the women are beautiful. the water is beautiful. the weather is beautiful. i surfed for the first time.
oh god, there is so much to tell. if anyone wants to , please feel free to ask questions. i believe this was a turning point in my life. i know where i am going after vegas. vegas sux people, vegas sux.
nugget one- going to jail in santa ana, orange county, california, not fun
santa ana is definately the worst jail i've been in by far. as far as i could tell the place is run by nazis. people get their ass kicked right and left. the officers hate everyone and everything. the raging marine about to kick my ass because of my taunts(he WAS in hand cuffs) was reduced to a whining pile of misery. to the brig with im! it seemed as if the offeicers had nothing better to do than stand around, slam doors as HARD as they could and just generally harass anyone at any time for any reason, ie, you blinked wrong. i don't know if i am getting this across here but jail in the oc is no fun. i am glad to have only had to spend about 12 hours in there. and that was with all my little drunko buddies. god forbid they put me in with the general population. this little piece of ass would have been cooked. well. well done.
nugget two- trying to get to tijiuana.
dave halpin- bottom line, how long is it going to take before i can be fucking some 14 year old mexican pussy?
cab driver- believe me man, that is all of our bottom line.
nugget three- the beach
i was able to spend the better part of two afternoons there. santa ana is beautiful. the women are beautiful. the water is beautiful. the weather is beautiful. i surfed for the first time.
oh god, there is so much to tell. if anyone wants to , please feel free to ask questions. i believe this was a turning point in my life. i know where i am going after vegas. vegas sux people, vegas sux.