MUCH FUNNINESS!
i have a rather long, rather amusing update, which i don't really feel like giving right now. so first, i shall give the greatest quotes from Michelle's party last night, and tomorrow, perhaps i shall post things that will actually make sense, such as the story behind the quotes. I will say this, however; there is no way homecoming could have come anywhere near to being that amusing, and i am infinitely glad i didn't go. anyway, here we go:
"Tadpoles in the toilet."
"You can't tell anyone at the Dojo that i'm gay! I'd be.....the lone gay ninja! It'd be like: HIYAH! *shifty eyes* .....penis....."
"Have you ever had a SUICIDAL NEWT?? We got back from the mall, and they had somehow crawled to the bottom of the stairs. They were all shrivelled and looking up at us like 'Please...please kill me....' "
"I don't really care, so long as i get to fuck something."
"I haven't flatulated in at least 16 minutes...." "......You're keeping track?" "......Um...Yes...."
"Tadpoles in the toilet."
"GAH!!! MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE FOOT!!!" "WELL MY FOOT TASTES LIKE MOUTH!!!"
"Heheh, Doom smex...."
"What is it with guys? Why do you straight dudes always smell bad? And what is UP with your FARTS? They're like....silent but deadly 007 farts! Every time you let one rip, you should at least warn us by having Mission Impossible music come out of your ass crack."
"Your mom poked a newt in the face with a strawberry LAST NIGHT!!! OH!!! Snap and BURN!!"
"BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA MEAT MEAT MEAT!"
"HAH! YOU SAID THE 'FUCK' WORD!"
"You are now leaving Brooklyn.....fageddahbowdit!"
"I have now heard the word 'bondage' too many times in one day for it to be healthy."
"...This game gives you tips on how to make blood sacrifices?" "Well, goat and human sacrifices, actually..."
"SHIT!! Oh, wow, there's a DOOR there! OW!"
"THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CUBE!"
"Look, guys! I'm a pretty princess!" "......You certainly are....."
"I once had an onion named Bartholemew. I brought it to the movie theater with me."
"Look! I'm banging AIR!!!" *thrust thrust*
"Shut the fruit up, you strawberry head!"
and on that note: I truly adore my new friends. you guys are the r0xx0rz!!!111 (Don't make me explain what that means, Lauren!)
"Tadpoles in the toilet."
"You can't tell anyone at the Dojo that i'm gay! I'd be.....the lone gay ninja! It'd be like: HIYAH! *shifty eyes* .....penis....."
"Have you ever had a SUICIDAL NEWT?? We got back from the mall, and they had somehow crawled to the bottom of the stairs. They were all shrivelled and looking up at us like 'Please...please kill me....' "
"I don't really care, so long as i get to fuck something."
"I haven't flatulated in at least 16 minutes...." "......You're keeping track?" "......Um...Yes...."
"Tadpoles in the toilet."
"GAH!!! MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE FOOT!!!" "WELL MY FOOT TASTES LIKE MOUTH!!!"
"Heheh, Doom smex...."
"What is it with guys? Why do you straight dudes always smell bad? And what is UP with your FARTS? They're like....silent but deadly 007 farts! Every time you let one rip, you should at least warn us by having Mission Impossible music come out of your ass crack."
"Your mom poked a newt in the face with a strawberry LAST NIGHT!!! OH!!! Snap and BURN!!"
"BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA MEAT MEAT MEAT!"
"HAH! YOU SAID THE 'FUCK' WORD!"
"You are now leaving Brooklyn.....fageddahbowdit!"
"I have now heard the word 'bondage' too many times in one day for it to be healthy."
"...This game gives you tips on how to make blood sacrifices?" "Well, goat and human sacrifices, actually..."
"SHIT!! Oh, wow, there's a DOOR there! OW!"
"THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CUBE!"
"Look, guys! I'm a pretty princess!" "......You certainly are....."
"I once had an onion named Bartholemew. I brought it to the movie theater with me."
"Look! I'm banging AIR!!!" *thrust thrust*
"Shut the fruit up, you strawberry head!"
and on that note: I truly adore my new friends. you guys are the r0xx0rz!!!111 (Don't make me explain what that means, Lauren!)