[pseudofic] IRONY KILLED THE CAT [shane/brendon, pg13]

[provetheworst]

Okay, so I meant to post this right after Big Bang. Most of it - including A CERTAIN LINE which I am sure you will notice - was written right after Big Bang. I just cleaned it up now and felt like posting it because, looking over it again, it actually KIND OF OWNS. also i wanted to post it for posterity. hell yeah. hell. yeah. ... ahahahaha.

Comments

[paraserpiente]

Ryan Ross could start a terrible side project with Jon or something.

oh noooooo

Is it bad how much I liked the part with the snake? Because I really, really did.

[provetheworst]

seriously, i wrote this thing, i let it sit for ages, then i went "HAHAHAHA oh my goodness" at that line

seriously

[provetheworst]

you brought it upon yourself i'm sorry don't get fired!!!! ;___;

[takkatakkatakka]

"I don't know," Brendon says. "I - what the fuck is this conversation, man, I'm just going to be a responsible adult. I'm so fucking responsible. It's amazing. It shows. Uh. Responsibility. And self-actualization or something."

Brent stares at him. Brent is kind of a weird dude sometimes. Brent says, "Your mom's self-actualized."

"Okay. Good. We're making progress here."

SERIOUSLY. IF I HAD A CHILD I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU.

[provetheworst]

i don't like children very much tho D:

[takkatakkatakka]

D:

okay, maybe i could just give you a medal instead. maybe a rosette.

[abraxas_life]

Ahhh! That was a great addition to your BBB (which was one of my very favorites of the year, btw)

[provetheworst]

ahaha, thank you! i'm glad you liked it and am flattered you enjoyed my bb itself that much, too \o/

[disarm_d]

He's stuck on the ironic part! :D I love this! The banter was great and Brendon and Shane are totally sweet but also totally douchey. :D :D :D

[provetheworst]

the ironic version is pretty easy to get stuck on, honestly