Meme time!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (There are fake meatballs?)
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME Italian.
[X] You are under 5’10”.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance.
Total: 3
Polish
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have had Pierogi.
[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup.
Total: 0
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, en, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[X] You have an odd love of leprechauns. (Artemis Fowl LEPrecons, anyway. ;) )
[ ] You have four leaf clovers.
Total: 4
Asian
[X] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[X] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week.
[ ] You know what DDR is.
Total: 4
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German. (I only know the swear words. I don't think that counts.)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re over 5’10”.
[ ] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.
[ ] You make pretty words sound scary.
[ ] You enjoy watching the military.
[ ] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 2
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak french
[X] You love Tim Horton’s. (Not love really, but they have killer donuts. I actually live across the street from one.)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You play/played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is. (Who in blue blazes is that?)
Total: 3
French
[ ] You like french toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[X] You have eaten a snail.
[X] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France
[X] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[X] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 5
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (Do people really think that about Americans? I know I don't.)
[ ] You’ve been to more then 5 states.
[X] You’re lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don’t read.
[X] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[ ] You spell colour “color”.
Total: 2
Greek
[ ] You’re very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[ ] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
[ ] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don’t have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[X] You go to church every Sunday.
[ ] You always have a “to go plate” when leaving from a party.
[X] You have a last name that’s hard to pronounce.
[X] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 3
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[ ] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[ ] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[ ] You can eat really good spicy food!
[ ] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[ ] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[X] You have relatives you’ve never even heard of.
Total: 1
Egyptian
[ ] You are smart in math or science.
[ ] Your mom or dad are either doctors or enginners.
[ ] All you eat is kabab and kofta.
[ ] Your parents have one car that’s a Toyota.
[ ] Your house actually does not smell like food.
[ ] You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 0
Native
[ ] You have been to a pow wow.
[ ] You have a native name.
[ ] You are more than a quarter native.
[ ] You know what tribe your ancestors were in.
[ ] You have painted your face like a warrior.
[ ] You have been to a native exhibit out of school.
[ ] You play/played lacrosse.
[ ] You have eaten salmon.
Total: 0
Scottish
[X] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent.
[X] One of your family members has an accent.
[X] You actually don’t mind bagpipes.
[ ] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere.
[ ] You’ve heard the song “Scotland the brave”.
[ ] No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings.
[ ] Any team playing England is your best friend.
[ ] You have tried haggis.
[X] Sean Connery lol. (HE IS AWESOME.)
[ ] You drink tap water.
[ ] You know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”.
Total: 4
New Zealand
[ ] You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there.
[X] You know what a barbie is.
[ ] You hate aussies.
[X] You know what an ‘aussie’ is.
[X] You know that NZ is famous only because of Lord of the Rings.
[ ] You like chocolate fish &/or pineapple lumps.
[ ] You know what L&P is and you like it!
Total: 3
MY TOTAL: Italian/French. This makes little to no sense to me, seeing as I'm a second generation Canadian with German and Dutch grandparents. Though if there was a Dutch section on here I would probably check them all off. :D