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WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? I don't remember.
2. What is your weapon of choice? fatboy slim rules
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? only if she where fat
4. How about of the same sex? never!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? some dude on the road......asshole.
6. What is your pet peeve? Scene Kids
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I never keep grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? read.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've woken up at any hour.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Bizzaro!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? BIZARRO!
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? infomercials kick ass
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? tonight in the pit
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? a lot
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? soda in general.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? which is the one people like to hug?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? like, a six pack and a bunch of Jager shots.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweets.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Never
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? 2.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 2.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not that i can recall.
4. Have you "done it"? yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? i got tested for pregnancy once
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? one, credit cards suck.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Kay-bee toy outlet, the only place that sells SKULLS!.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? crack, lotsa crack.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? famous, i'd use my fame to gain cash
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? i don't want a job at all.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i have a lot of those ka-jiggers.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? i get to sleep in a sleeping bag tonight!
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? that i get to sleep in a sleeping bag tonight!
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? my life would be complete if computron made me a sandwich right now.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? i kick everyones ass in monopoly, does that count?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? NEVER!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I made it home without falling asleep at the wheel.....bitches!
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? their souls!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? i would trade with the Fonz.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? BIZARRO!
4. Have you ever been cheated on? i don't like cheetahs, they scare me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? i wish i had tits, that way i could stay up all night squeezing them, that would be hot.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? healthy lungs.
7. Do you wish you could be someone else other than you? BIZARRO!
1. Who did you last get angry with? I don't remember.
2. What is your weapon of choice? fatboy slim rules
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? only if she where fat
4. How about of the same sex? never!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? some dude on the road......asshole.
6. What is your pet peeve? Scene Kids
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I never keep grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? read.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've woken up at any hour.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Bizzaro!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? BIZARRO!
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? infomercials kick ass
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? tonight in the pit
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? a lot
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? soda in general.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? which is the one people like to hug?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? like, a six pack and a bunch of Jager shots.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweets.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Never
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? 2.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 2.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not that i can recall.
4. Have you "done it"? yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? i got tested for pregnancy once
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? one, credit cards suck.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Kay-bee toy outlet, the only place that sells SKULLS!.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? crack, lotsa crack.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? famous, i'd use my fame to gain cash
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? i don't want a job at all.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i have a lot of those ka-jiggers.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? i get to sleep in a sleeping bag tonight!
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? that i get to sleep in a sleeping bag tonight!
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? my life would be complete if computron made me a sandwich right now.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? i kick everyones ass in monopoly, does that count?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? NEVER!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I made it home without falling asleep at the wheel.....bitches!
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? their souls!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? i would trade with the Fonz.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? BIZARRO!
4. Have you ever been cheated on? i don't like cheetahs, they scare me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? i wish i had tits, that way i could stay up all night squeezing them, that would be hot.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? healthy lungs.
7. Do you wish you could be someone else other than you? BIZARRO!