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003 - Hi Capa, Have Fun

Aug 15, 2010 20:26

[Voice - Private to Robert Capa]

[As if seriously making an announcement over a PA system.]

Robert Capa, this is your inmate speaking.

[ . . . ]

ROBERT CAPA.

I repeat: this is your inmate, Lisa Rowe, talking to YOU.

. . . Capa? Capa?

Caaaapaaaaa. . . ?

No?

[Text - Still Private to Capa]

Look, it's been fucking weeks already, and I've been left alone and ( Read more... )

capa, fun and games, meet the new the-rapists, the barge is the-rape-me

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[Private- Voice]- I think this just made my night... ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 03:30:57 UTC

[Shocked silence. Then, after an acceptable amount of time, he takes a deep breath and goes for the most obvious question.]

Have you not been taking your medication?

[Private- Voice]- :D proudsociopath August 16 2010, 03:38:20 UTC

Heyyy. There you are.

Nope. This is just my personality. If you want to see me off my meds, we can work something out, but I really don't think you want to see that.

[Private- Voice] ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 03:45:47 UTC

No, no. We'll...just keep things like they are for now. If it's been working for you, I mean.

Um...why do you want the records?

[Private- Voice] proudsociopath August 16 2010, 03:53:45 UTC

[mocking, "shocked" gasp.]

You're a miracle worker. You've done it. You've figured me out! Because I'm totally going to break those records and use those jagged edges to slit some throats.

[ . . . ]

No, dumbass, what the fuck do you think I want records for? To play fucking frisbee with on deck? What am I supposed to do with a record player without records?

[Private- Voice] ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 03:56:57 UTC

That's not what I meant. It's...I mean what kind do you want?

[Private- Voice] proudsociopath August 16 2010, 04:02:02 UTC

Ohh, what kind of records.

Let's see: The Beatles, The Mamas & The Papas, The Velvet Underground, The Doors, The Band, Bob Dylan ... stuff like that.

Oh... and Petula Clark. "Downtown."

Thank you so much. I can already tell, you're a darling.

[Private- Voice] ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 04:07:29 UTC

I didn't say I would get them right now. I just wanted to know which ones. You have to do something for me first.

[Private- Voice] proudsociopath August 16 2010, 04:12:34 UTC

And what's that?

[Private- Voice] - Shhh, I'm really asleep ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 04:13:50 UTC

Meet me in the second level common room. We'll talk about it there.

[Private- Voice] - Me too >_> proudsociopath August 16 2010, 04:27:43 UTC

Now? . . . Alright, see you soon!

[Spam]

[Lisa was waiting in the common room, as directed, sprawled out lazily on the couch with her cat puppet. She was just waiting to see this sad sucker that was her new ther-rapist or warden in person. When Capa entered, she could tell right away -- this was him. He was younger and more attractive than she had expected. She gave a little wave with the puppet and smiled, sitting up to greet him, extending a hand in an overt display of false formality.]

[Spam] ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 10:41:40 UTC

[The first thing he saw was the puppet. Interesting. He made a small metal note about it. A small frown came to his lips, but he took her hand when she offered it, setting down the bag he was carrying on a chair as he did so.]

Hello, Lisa. I'm Robert Capa. Your...uh...warden. [He was obviously awkward about this situation, but he sucked in a breath to try and conceal it.]

[Spam] proudsociopath August 16 2010, 16:14:40 UTC

It's lovely to meet you, sir. [She was being sarcastic, but she said it in a way that made it hard to tell whether she was acting this way because she was giddy or whether it was all a joke to her.]

[She gestured to the bag.] You brought props for this farce? [A giggle. She didn't want to be too mean, and she was joking. She understood the seriousness of the-rape-me. Mental eye-roll.]

[Spam] ourlastbesthope August 16 2010, 21:39:55 UTC

Props? [He looked to where she gestured and then blinked.] No. That's...not for you. It's just a chess set. [He wanted to play, but not in his cramped room. In fact, the more time spent out of that room, the better.]

Um...you can call me Capa. Or Robert. Whatever you want. It...um...doesn't really matter to me.

[Spam] proudsociopath August 17 2010, 02:06:20 UTC

Aw. [A look of disappointment.] I thought you were bringing me presents already.

So, tell me, Robert. [She assumes most people call him Capa, since he had said Capa first. She'll call him Robert, then.] Tell me, do you carry a chess set with you everywhere you go?

[Spam] ourlastbesthope August 17 2010, 09:58:16 UTC

[He sat down in a chair, feeling more comfortable that way.] Only when I'm going somewhere I want to play chess. And I'm assuming that you don't want to sit and talk all afternoon so I brought it along with me for when you eventually leave.

[He leaned forward, resting his arms on his knees.]

Unless you'd like to learn how to play.

[Spam]-sorry for late fail proudsociopath August 22 2010, 18:35:36 UTC

You assume I can't move pawns around on a board? [laughter]

Look, maybe some other time, just tell me what you want me to do for you.

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