002 - Ripping Out Secrets

[proudsociopath]

So this is a flood? Woop-de-doo, big fuckin' deal!

You people, you weak fucking people, you make it sound like it's the end of the world because you all turned into goddamn kitties and bunnies for a day?

[She holds up a hand puppet of a cat, and her voice goes high and mocking.] "Beware the floods! Oh no, bogeymen! Ooooh!" [Back to her regular

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[doctor_j_crane]

There's nothing quite like painfully accurate social commentary. Bravo.

[proudsociopath]

Thank you.

Maybe if enough people got their heads out of their asses and got over their "trauma" from being a motherfucking chinchilla for a week, they'd be able to see it too.

[doctor_j_crane]

To be fair, some of us were almost eaten during that flood.

[Crane pauses. He hadn't meant to say that.]

This one is irritating, but you're quite right, it's hardly traumatic.

[proudsociopath]

Did someone try to eat you?

[doctor_j_crane]

Threatened to. Occupational hazard of turning a boat full of predators into literal predators.