001 - Introductions

[proudsociopath]

[The video clicks on showing a young woman. She's leaned back somewhat flirtatiously on her bed, a plain white hospital bed, but as she realizes the camera is on, and that she looks damn good, she quickly hisses, holding up a hand as if it were a claw. Then ... she smiles!]

Hey, you schizophrenic bats. [It's said slow and pleasantly.] My name is

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[f_ckitybye]

Fucking hell, aren't you a little fucking charmer, sweetheart.

[proudsociopath]

I can be, when I want to be.

[f_ckitybye]

Hard case, eh? Been there, seen it, fucked it, bought the fucking t-shirt, et cetera?

[proudsociopath]

Well, aren't you a man of the world. You must know my type, then: dangerous, beautiful ... possibly insane.

Surely you know by now to watch out for us.

[f_ckitybye]

[Big, pseudo-paternal, condescending-as-fuck grin.]

Aww, will you look at that? Psychos are so fucking cute when they're young.

[proudsociopath]

[proud, condescending grin right back]

You think I'm something so common as a normal psycho? I'm a much rarer breed than those types who maim and stab or scream in the night.

I'm a sociopath, very rare diagnosis, especially in females.

[f_ckitybye]

[Not actually that impressed but blatantly pretending to be.]

Ooh, special. Reckon we'll see how far along that gets you here.

[proudsociopath]

Aw, you want me to get going so soon, man?

No worries, buddy, because like I said, I'll be here for a while.

[f_ckitybye]

Yeah, something tells me you're in this one for the long fucking haul, sweetheart. Good luck when the vampires and aliens come creeping around. Unless you're used to that sort of shit back where you come from.