Fanfiction

[proudquibbler]

I have recently discovered an ingenious thing called "fanfiction." I'm not sure why it's called fanfiction, but anyway, there's a lot out there about people I know! Some's even about me, but I think that's just Gilderoy Lockhart up to his old tricks

Comments

[bakatsuzuki]

From what I've read of the Harry Potter books, this seems terribly OOC.

[proudquibbler]

Books? What do you mean?

Anyway, you don't know Harry and Draco the way I do. I know for a fact that their so-called "hatred" is just a ploy to distract attention from their undying love.

[bakatsuzuki]

There are books about Harry Potter and his life. Does no one read?

I suppose I don't.

[proudquibbler]

Really? Am I in them?

Yes, I've gone to school with Harry and Draco for five years, and I've gotten quite close to Harry. I don't know what those books are telling you, but the two are desparately in love.

[bakatsuzuki]

I believe so.

Draco-san seems desperate to prove otherwise.

[proudquibbler]

Really? That's wonderful! Is my characterisation right?

Like I said, it's all a ploy. They don't want people to know because of Draco's father and his connections to Death Eaters. They've actually loved each other since they were in third year. It was Draco who originally admitted to Harry that he loved him. That was in fourth year. I know all about it.

[bakatsuzuki]

I would assume so? Maybe if you find a copy, you can read it yourself and decide.

I see.

[proudquibbler]

I'll try, I really will. I'd like to see who wrote it, it's probably a conspiracy. Anyway, whoever wrote it is obviously in on Harry and Draco's ploy.

Exactly! So now that you know the whole story, will that be a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down?