Careful You Should Be

[proudgreenauror]

Yosh -- listen up, Hogwarts! It is finally time to reveal the AWESOME POWER OF THE SHAKESPEARIAN THESPIAN ..what... I mean, the news you've all been waiting for!

I, the wizarding world's GLORIOUS PROUD GREEN BEAST, am no longer your Charms TA. That post has been given back to Zidane Tribal, who SHALL BE KNOWN AS DARTH nonono, who just arrived from

Comments

[onlyzero]

Do we gotta learn ta fly on those things? D:

[proudgreenauror]

Of course you do! Broom flight is an ESSENTIAL wizarding skill!

[onlyzero]

But... brooms ain't made for flyin'. Ya use 'em ta clean yer house. D:

[proudgreenauror]

These brooms are made for flying. Wait'll you try one; you feel as if... AS IF YOU'RE FLYING!!!

[onlyzero]

D: I dun wanna.

[proudgreenauror]

But, but, how can you not want to FLY!?? And learn to do madcap loops around the towers with the wind in your hair and your heart in your boots?