marisa should enjoy this, because she enjoys clementines

Jan 05, 2006 16:23

i got home today and ate a clementine. i eat about three a day. none of the clementines in this box are pretty, and they are all very large. i like them when they are small and round and juicy. i had one yesterday with 12 seeds in it. TWELVE, MOTHER FUCKER!

i had one this morning that was very good, it had no seeds. the one i had when i got home was my favorite. it had a lump on it when i picked it up. i unpeeled it and everything seemed normal normal, other than the lump. so i started eating it and it tasted alright. one of the slices was HUGE. i mean twice the size of the others. the last two slices were that one and one next to it. so i peeled them apart and there was this tiny little slice that fit in between those two, about the size of a dime. just tucked in between the two bigger slices. his name was norbert.

he was most adorable clementine slice that ever was.

i'm sorry i ate you before you had the chance to love, norbert.

norbert on our wings

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