Chapter Three: In Which I Am a Geek.
Today in D&D, we had the best battle EVER. We faced this huge undead thing that Jeff thought for sure was going to be able to knock us out and drag us into another room. . . AND WE KILLED IT! It took us something like an hour and a half, but we killed it! And I rocked so hard - I was able to turn giant leeches, incinerate undead minions with firewalls, and use my awesome feat of Sacred Purification to hurt the big thing while healing my comrades. I wasn't the one who delivered the killing blow, but man, I was so cool. And now we all get to level up.
The best line from the game: Alex trying to insult the giant, and Jeff saying "The 'your mom' joke is lost on the undead."
The best line from the library now: Me making a dirty joke and then saying "Hey, if I can't make remarks like that, then the terrorists have already won."
The best line from the game: Alex trying to insult the giant, and Jeff saying "The 'your mom' joke is lost on the undead."
The best line from the library now: Me making a dirty joke and then saying "Hey, if I can't make remarks like that, then the terrorists have already won."