Methodologies of the Viable Expletive
So, it's come to my attention that I really do need to get creative, again, as all the penguin-farming slip-witted trollops have fallen out of my vocabulary. In the interest of so doing, I present a brief list of collections of fascinating expletives and discussions thereon.
From the xkcd forums, Fuck shit piss goddamn motherfucker (Swearing)
From sakayume's journal on y!Gal, Swear At Me
From moghendhim, Insult Generating for Dummies
From Cracked, The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World
By Steven Pinkner, What the Fuck: Why We Curse
By Mark Leigh, The Advanced Swearing Handbook
The Elizabethan Curse Generator (Trevor Stone)
The Shakespearean Insult Generator (MainStrike)
Shakespearean Insulter (Pangloss)
Insult Generator (InsultMe)
Generator and All-around Offensive Ass-pile (insults.net)
How to Swear in All Languages (unattributed)
Sadly, I find that most of the foreign-language expletive sites I had bookmarked have vanished. This makes me rather sad. If any of you cod-mouthed cads happen to know of some, do me the ass-blighted favour of commenting, eh?
And now for the part I know you give even less of a left-handed cockblighter's twice-besotted uncle about, fun things to say in Vulcan and Romulan, when you really want to give someone an excuse to punch you in your rattling bonebox.
Vulcan:
Lau aru-yokul valit bezhun t'au - heh yi shitau vesht pash-tor svi'snazh-vipohshayek t'au.
[May the rats eat their eyes, and then get jammed in their plasma injectors.]
Aru-yokul'uh lok heh sagluvau muhl-olau'es.
[Eat dick and grin. (lit. 'express euphoria')]
Romulan:
Imirrhlhhse shikaen hwai u'anhelae nnea eloher aeim!
[Fuck your family and its place of origin!]
Imirrhlhhse hwi, eneh hwio, u'hlai nvoii hwi khir hrrau.
[Fuck you, your father, and the horse (ostrich) you rode in on.]
So, wind the fuck up and let's get cursing, you jam-covered sorority blankets. (Thanks to killbox for that one.)
From the xkcd forums, Fuck shit piss goddamn motherfucker (Swearing)
From sakayume's journal on y!Gal, Swear At Me
From moghendhim, Insult Generating for Dummies
From Cracked, The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World
By Steven Pinkner, What the Fuck: Why We Curse
By Mark Leigh, The Advanced Swearing Handbook
The Elizabethan Curse Generator (Trevor Stone)
The Shakespearean Insult Generator (MainStrike)
Shakespearean Insulter (Pangloss)
Insult Generator (InsultMe)
Generator and All-around Offensive Ass-pile (insults.net)
How to Swear in All Languages (unattributed)
Sadly, I find that most of the foreign-language expletive sites I had bookmarked have vanished. This makes me rather sad. If any of you cod-mouthed cads happen to know of some, do me the ass-blighted favour of commenting, eh?
And now for the part I know you give even less of a left-handed cockblighter's twice-besotted uncle about, fun things to say in Vulcan and Romulan, when you really want to give someone an excuse to punch you in your rattling bonebox.
Vulcan:
Lau aru-yokul valit bezhun t'au - heh yi shitau vesht pash-tor svi'snazh-vipohshayek t'au.
[May the rats eat their eyes, and then get jammed in their plasma injectors.]
Aru-yokul'uh lok heh sagluvau muhl-olau'es.
[Eat dick and grin. (lit. 'express euphoria')]
Romulan:
Imirrhlhhse shikaen hwai u'anhelae nnea eloher aeim!
[Fuck your family and its place of origin!]
Imirrhlhhse hwi, eneh hwio, u'hlai nvoii hwi khir hrrau.
[Fuck you, your father, and the horse (ostrich) you rode in on.]
So, wind the fuck up and let's get cursing, you jam-covered sorority blankets. (Thanks to killbox for that one.)