Twenty Purple Files

[proudambassador]

This gold monstrosity, this, it is not a cape.

It is a death trap.

Six times I have tripped! SIX! And my work, it is over the bridges! I begin to think the Sphere wishes for me to fall to my death because of a cape! Who even wears a cape, hm? A cape, it has no use. It has no function. Except to get under my feet.

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[proudambassador]

/DIES

[sixthsinner]

I'll be.

[A pause.]

That's pretty stupid, all right.

:D

[proudambassador]

Yes. That is why I called it stupid, hm?

[sixthsinner]

You are a man of your word!

[proudambassador]

A Centauri of my word, let us say instead.