they call me Munson, Roy Munson.
tonight the MxC Mansion + badjon decided to go bowling. wow. nothing like oakbrook lanes to make someone feel good about themselves. it was like the trailer park met Compton. i dont think anyone in there had a full set of teeth, or an IQ above 25. we had to wait an hour and a half for a lane, but we passed time by badjon takin photos, and ann making comments about how awful the people were dressed.
so a dozen niglets and white trashcans later, we finally got a lane. the first game, i was the pwn king. but after that, i couldnt bowl to save my life. i guess ann "warmed up" and decided to hand us our asses on a silver platter. it was ridiculous how bad she beat us.
after a couple games, Dennis and Clay showed up to bring on the bowl. those are some supercool kids. after a game or two, i had to take one of the biggest dumps ever. i dont mean "oh man, i can wait til i get home" this was major. it was throwing off my bowling game horribly. if i waited any longer, i wouldve crumbled into the fetal position and proceeded to fill my pants with poopie.
so after scoping out the mess they call a bathroom, i went in for the kill....25 minutes and 2 rolls of TP later, i was ready to bowl again. my center of gravity had been thrown off so bad that i couldnt bowl straight the rest of the night. im sure glad badjon was there so i wouldnt be last, because he sucked ass. "oh, this isnt a left-handed bowling ball *whine whine*"
all in all, it was a great night, and i ended up spending less than 10 bucks. god bless dollar night bowling. too bad it brings everyone out of the woodworks/ditches.
so a dozen niglets and white trashcans later, we finally got a lane. the first game, i was the pwn king. but after that, i couldnt bowl to save my life. i guess ann "warmed up" and decided to hand us our asses on a silver platter. it was ridiculous how bad she beat us.
after a couple games, Dennis and Clay showed up to bring on the bowl. those are some supercool kids. after a game or two, i had to take one of the biggest dumps ever. i dont mean "oh man, i can wait til i get home" this was major. it was throwing off my bowling game horribly. if i waited any longer, i wouldve crumbled into the fetal position and proceeded to fill my pants with poopie.
so after scoping out the mess they call a bathroom, i went in for the kill....25 minutes and 2 rolls of TP later, i was ready to bowl again. my center of gravity had been thrown off so bad that i couldnt bowl straight the rest of the night. im sure glad badjon was there so i wouldnt be last, because he sucked ass. "oh, this isnt a left-handed bowling ball *whine whine*"
all in all, it was a great night, and i ended up spending less than 10 bucks. god bless dollar night bowling. too bad it brings everyone out of the woodworks/ditches.