You wench! You Wench! You Farted!

[protoman2k2]

This journal now has a limited life. I will soon take the time to actually make and customize a good page. Anticipation of a digital camera will also help my motivation

Comments

[steeleagle16]

Living frugally??? NOOOO!!! Hey, I have an idea - once you're at Santa Cruz and I come to visit Melly and all the rest of my newfound homies, you and I can sit down and talk about planning an investment account so that you won't have to live frugally. For example, if you were to contribute two hundred dollars a month into a mutual fund that held a steady interest rate at twelve percent, you could have nearly two million dollars in that account after thirty-five years. Just thing of all the things you could do with two million dollars: you could start the Hale Academy of Wittiness Theory (hehehe the acronym would be "HAWT"), donate to a charity for disabled midgets, train a super-elite corps of ninjas to inflitrate Republican Party headquarters (or fill Bush's snack cabinet with pretzels as an April Fools joke), or a whole multitude of other really great things... and you wouldn't even be at retirement age yet!

Shall we save the subject of annuities (like supplimentary montly income) for later?

[protoman2k2]

Not the Hale academy tho. I plan on taking the last name of whomever I marry, I have no ties to my last name. But ninja's hmm tempting. I would definitly like a corps of ninjas, however only If I could be their leader. The money would be well invested into cyber-implants to make me a super ninja!

[steeleagle16]

Oh yes, definitely. I know you're a pacifist, so you could also use the money to invest in non-lethal weapons research. For example, if you were going to raid the White House, you could buy a gun that fires nets made of flowers because fascists hate nothing more than hippie crap.

[daemonlip]

I've got a fascist jock-itch.

[protoman2k2]

That means you going to....
Uh...

Sleep with Musolini!

[daemonlip]

Il Dulce! Sweet!

[protoman2k2]

Thats alll your googling got you?

[daemonlip]

Google? I don't know what you're talking about. *shifty-eyes* Ah! You've discovered my source with which I use to seduce intellectuals and war-nuts alike.

[steeleagle16]

I know, those are tough itches. The best way to scratch them is to clack your heels together, stand up rigidly straight, and extend your right arm at a 45° angle. That's sure to get it.

[protoman2k2]

Its amazing how fast we reply to each others posts. It's almost like chat!

[protoman2k2]

I think your a pacifist too. Only a pacifist would of thought of such a devious anti fascist weapon!

[steeleagle16]

Me??? Pacifist? No way! War stimulates the economy, so I go around beating women, children, and the disabled. You know, every little bit counts.

[protoman2k2]

War doesnt stimulate the economy. Thats a myth from world war II! Operation Iraqi Freedom reeked havoc on the economy. Silly hawk.

[protoman2k2]

P.S. http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ everyone can be peaceful!

[steeleagle16]

Hehehehe!!! Nice link up there. I think I'll partake... not to symbolize an end to war, but just to masturbate a different way every day! Oh yeah, and I encourage everyone to buy sex toys, because it'll help the economy!

Hey, I'm inspired to put up a new page now about how buying sex toys will HELP THE ECONOMY because of increased consumer spending! This is giving me a macroeconomic boner... I feel my aggregate demand curve moving up.

[protoman2k2]

Yay for economic innuendos!