Ernie-
I'm sure your father's business is fascinating and all--but he doesn't really market trendy clothing or tasty biscuits does he? My social life is not that rampant--in the summer, the only people I ever saw were the Eton footie players. I saw a lot of them actually. Mmm. I mean, hmm.
And I barely only managed to survive--did I tell you how all my skin almost peeled away this summer?
Well, at any rate. I like your new robes. Conversation over. Even though you barely complimented me on mine.
Sulking,
Justin
P.S. Am I ever going to see you at all this year?
P.P.S. I was just trying to include a taste sample in my note. Couldn't really let you know how good it was at breakfast since I couldn't see you at breakfast.