Note slyly slipped into Ernie's back pocket
ERNIE-
WHERE WERE YOU ALL SUMMER? Hannah told me you were off riding broomsticks all summer. I was too. That and playing (foot)ball. In a sportly way. Getting my exercise and feeding my competitive (foot)ball playing spirit.
How have you been? Did you grow at all this summer? You seem taller. And more fit.
Best mate,
Justin
P.S. Did you notice the new set of robes I got? They seem to be more slimming and make my arse look nicer. You ought to take a look. Here. I'll go into the common room and show you. They're fabulous.
P.P.S. You're not in the common room. Where are you? Do you have new robes too? Are you trying them on? Tell me where you are--I want to show you mine.
WHERE WERE YOU ALL SUMMER? Hannah told me you were off riding broomsticks all summer. I was too. That and playing (foot)ball. In a sportly way. Getting my exercise and feeding my competitive (foot)ball playing spirit.
How have you been? Did you grow at all this summer? You seem taller. And more fit.
Best mate,
Justin
P.S. Did you notice the new set of robes I got? They seem to be more slimming and make my arse look nicer. You ought to take a look. Here. I'll go into the common room and show you. They're fabulous.
P.P.S. You're not in the common room. Where are you? Do you have new robes too? Are you trying them on? Tell me where you are--I want to show you mine.