WHAT?! And ditch Millicent for you? She'll smother me in puce-coloured robes. Anyway, it's not that I don't have a date. It's just that a date found me...and I'd rather hide out in a lost and found at this point.
-Justin
P.S. See?! See?! Girls are monsters!
P.P.S. Am not a girl. a) Am not monster. b) Do not have fatty bags on my chest.