Millicent Bulstrode-
I know who you are. You've told me every single time! I definitely do not need all these scary reminders.
Am I really interesting? And watchable?
Are you really watching that closely anyway? Because I'm not in love with you. You have got my secret all wrong.
Not in love,
Justin
P.S. Can't we just...boogie?
P.P.S. I look best in pinks, yellows, or purples.
P.P.P.S. Penguin? But penguin...he isn't a gift! He's my pet! Like an owl! I really need him back!
P.P.P.P.S. Since when are you my girl?!
P.P.P.P.P.S. Merlin.