Oct 09, 2009 17:52
From Morgan to Jay:
JAY.hard day. Flashed about a doz guys.
Killed one neighbor, Assaulted another one.
Hiding from day at Beckys house.
Shouldn't have gotten up.
You? Morgan
Response From Jay to Morgan:
Was in a movie. NEways, not buying it.
In the off chance there's some truth to it I'd appreciate you not confirming it,
know what I'm saying?
Cost for helping neighbor: 0$
Cost for texting cop friend: unlimited plan 10$
Reply from said cop friend abdicating all knowledge &
practicing his plausible deniability: PRICELESS!!!!
Lol, she attached that very text conversation to a large magnet for me to put on the fridge.
The short version: Morgan gave CPR to her neighbor whom of which had stopped breathing due to cardiac arrest (Died shortly after at the hospital). At one point she pushed another neighbor away for being too damn nosy. Latter on she texted me while I was in a theater watching Zombieland with that first text, WTF moment ensues and I sever ties to having any real knowledge of a crime(s).
So how was your day?
NOTE: The flashing part was because due to the urgency of the situation she only had enough time to grab a shirt before doing the hero thing (and was otherwise nekkid).